Avocados are the most underrated fruit

I ate the worm

100

Finish the sentence I went to the pub but...

SO DID THE MEAT WORM

200

Finish the sentence: I went to pick up my daughter from daycare...

BUT SO DID THE MEATWORM

300

finish the sentence:I love cheesecake factory...

BUT SO DOES THE MEATWORM

400

finish the sentence: And then I fell from the top of the empire state building...

BUT SO DID THE MEATWORM

500

finish the sentence:I stole the moon as daddy gru always wanted but...

SO DID THE MEATWORM

I stole the daycare

100

How many kids can fit in a van

12

200

How many puppies do you need

As many as children

300

Brazil

I agree brazil

400

How many pounds does a daycare weigh

about 100 tons

500

I love hotdogs more than corndogs

I agree

Im an arsonist

100

How much do you need to light California on fire.

Stupidity and fireworks

200

How many matches do you need for a brick building

You cant light a brick building on fire... unless you use gas

300

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop

I dont know the stupid owl wont show us

400

Fire is...

Hot

500

What can you do with a flamethrower

throw flames

I made australia

100

Is Australia real

yes

200

Am I real?

Yes

300

Wheres you proof I didnt make australia?

We already know how australia was made

400

How do you know I didnt plant that evidence so you wouldnt think I made australia.

I dont

500

So I made Australia

yes yes you did