Jokes
What word can you make shorter by adding two letters?
Short.
In Finding Nemo, what type of fish is Nemo?c
Clownfish
Which match played yesterday and who won
France and England
Winner:England
What is the number after 16
17
What does pg stand for
Parental Guidance
What do you call a happy cowboy
A jolly rancher.
What is the name of the cowboy in Toy Story?
Woody
Who won todays match
England
What is the largest planet in our solar system?
Jupiter
What does am stand for
ante meridiem
Why did the football coach yell at the vending machine?
He wanted his quarter back!
In “Frozen,” how many brothers does Hans have?
12
Which match is playing tomorrow and when
Spain vs Argentina
Time 5:00 am
What is 50 times 50
2500
What does pm stand for
Post meridiem
Why does it take pirates a long time to learn the alphabet?
Because they can spend years at C!
What is the name of the dragon in Mulan?
Mushu
Who won the Spain vs Argentina
Argentina
What do you call an animal that eats a variety of other organisms, including plants, animals and fungi?
An omnivore
What does ph stand for
potential of hydrogen
Why wasn’t the cactus invited to hang out with the mushrooms?
He wasn’t a fungi.
What spirit animal does Moana’s grandmother turn into?
Manta Ray
How many times did Messi get a yellow card
50
What is the study of fungi called?
Mycology
What does gpt stand for
Generative Pre-trained Transformer