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A woman shoots her husband, then holds him underwater for five minutes. Next, she hangs him. Right after, they enjoy a lovely dinner. Explain.
The woman takes a picture.
What are two things you cannot eat for supper?
Breakfats and lunch
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one thing after another
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Birthday beats
You measure my life in hours and I serve you by expiring. Iβm quick when Iβm thin and slow when Iβm fat. The wind is my enemy.
A candle
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Rocking around the christmas tree
knee
lights
neon lights
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Fire work and crackers
I speak without a mouth and hear without ears. I have no body, but I come alive with wind. What am I?
An echo
Why canβt a man living in the USA be buried in Canada?
You can't bury a living man.
Chance
fat chance
try stand
2
try to understand
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Happy Birthday To You!!!
You see a boat filled with people. It has not sunk, but when you look again you donβt see a single person on the boat. Why?
All the people were married.
Before Mount Everest was discovered, what was the highest mountain in the world?
Mount Everist (before it was discovered it was still the tallest building).
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second second
but on second thought
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I look pretty and I am sweet
but still people like to receive (receive) me.
I am soft sometimes but still
people use razor knife to cut me
I am here to give you joy
but still people put fire on me
I am here to make you happy
but people use me to smear others face.
A birthday cake.
You leave home and go to your right. You reach a corner and turn left. You reach another corner and turn left again. You reach another corner and turn left again and go home. When you get there, there is a person with a mask there waiting for you. Whatβs happening?
You're playing baseball!
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Chicken Nugget
First Aid