Finish the Science Puns
you matter until you
multiply yourself times the speed of light squared then you energy
What's the difference between a baby and an onion?
I don't cry when I cut up a baby! 😁
Never break someone's heart, they only have one.
Break their bones instead, they have 206 of them.
Who was the hundred-year war between?
Britain and France
What google game does Taylor play a lot?
Minesweeper
a photon checks into a hotel and is asked if he needs any help with his luggage
the photon says "no thanks I'm traveling light"
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They can't find Homebase!
I gave my blind friend a cheese grater for his birthday. a week later he said
He said, "it was the most violent book he's ever read"!
When did Rome almost fall to Cartridge?
146 BC
What is Taylor's favorite food?
Sushi! (Specifically Philadelphia Rolls)!
a neutron walks into a bar and asks the barman "how much is it for a drink?"
the barman says "for you no charge"
You won't eat a human, so why do you eat meat?
It's Bold of you to presume that I won't eat a person!
Dark humor is like food
Not everyone gets it!
How many Punic Wars were there?
Three!
What makes Taylor's diet special?
Taylor is a pesceterian!
did you hear that oxygen went on a date with potassium?
it went OK
I'm sorry, I apologize, and my bad means the same thing everywhere except for where?
A funeral!
if you donate on kidney everybody loves you and you're a total hero.
But donate five and suddenly everyone is yelling, sheesh!
What year did World War 2 End?
1945
What is Taylor's favorite movie?
Spaceballs!
parallel lines have so much in common
its a shame that they'll never meet
What's the dark joke about kids being too reliant on technology?
My grandfather says I'm too reliant on technology, I called him a hypocrite and unplugged his life support
I took my mother in law out yesterday morning
Being a sniper is awesome!
What year did World War 1 end?
1918
What is Taylor's favorite book?
The president's daughter by Bill Clinton and James Patterson