Silly Riddles
Why should fish be well educated?
Because they travel in schools.
It's full of holes yet holds water
What is a sponge
It is a question that can never be answered by "yes."
What is "are you asleep?"
Which month has 28 days?
All of them.
David’s parents have three sons: Snap, Crackle, and what’s the name of the third son?
What is David?
Why is ink like a pig?
Because they both stay in pens.
Dogs have it but nothing else does
What are puppies?
It contains more feet in winter than in summer.
What is an outdoor skating rink?
A man who was outside in the rain without an umbrella or hat didn’t get a single hair on his head wet. Why?
He was bald.
I’m light as a feather, yet the strongest person can’t hold me for five minutes. What am I?
What is your breath?
It speaks in every language.
An echo
It occurs once in a minute, twice in a moment, but never in a hundred thousand years.
What is the letter M?
Which candles burn longer, wax candles or tallow candles?
Neither. They both burn shorter.
It goes up but never comes down.
What is your age?
If you’ve got me, you want to share me; if you share me, you haven’t kept me. What am I?
What is a secret?
The difference between an old penny and a new dime
What is nine cents?
Which is correct: The white of the eggs is yellow" or "The white of the eggs are yellow"?
Neither. An egg white is never yellow.
It is the longest word in the English language.
What is "smiles'? There's a mile between the first and last letters.
There’s a one-story house in which everything is yellow. Yellow walls, yellow doors, yellow furniture. What color are the stairs?
None. It's a one story house.
Which is heavier - a ton of bricks or a ton of fethers?
Neither. They both weigh a ton.
It was yesterday tomorrow and tomorrow yesterday
Today
How can five people divide five cookies so that each gets a cookie and yet one cookie remains on the plate?
The last person takes the plate along with the cookie.
It has to be broken before you can use it.
What is an egg?
You can catch it, but not throw it.
What is a cold?
It is a building that has the most stories.
What is a library?