Ghost and Ghouls
Why wouldn't the ghost dance with anyone?
He had no body to dance with.
What job does a mummy have a Christmas time?
Gift wrapper.
Why is a skeleton so calm?
Because nothing gets under their skin.
What do you get when you drop a pumpkin?
Squash
What is Dracula's favorite fruit?
Neck-tarines
What position does a ghost play in soccer?
The ghoul-keeper
What rock band is a mummy's favorite?
The Grateful Dead.
What do skeletons order at dinner?
Ribs
How do you fix a Jack-o-lantern?
With a pumpkin patch.
Why did the skeleton cross the road?
To get to the body shop.
What does a panda ghost eat?
Bam-BOO
Why couldn't the mummy go to witch school?
It couldn't spell.
Why can't skeletons play music?
They have no organs.
What is black, white, orange, and waddles?
A penguin carrying a pumpkin.
Why did the ghost need first aid?
He had a boo-boo.
What is a ghost's favorite dessert?
I-scream
What kind of bread do mummies like?
None. They eat wraps.
What is a skeleton's favorite instrument?
A trom-bone
Who helped the pumpkins cross the road?
The crossing gourd.
Why did the turkey join the band?
He wanted to use his drumsticks.
What does a ghost mom say when she gets in the car?
Fasten your sheet belts.
How do you know when a mummy is sick?
When they start coffin.
How do you make a skeleton laugh?
Tickle their funny bone.
What's orange and goes choo-choo?
A pumpkin in train-ing.
What should you wear to a tea party?
A T-shirt.