Funny Quotes
"How do you think Caesar reacted when he received Pompey's head?"
Who is Mr. Churchill?
Seamus' first time working on TV was at this place, they gave me a fun vest and winter coat.
Where is Mashpee TV?
One famous stage is London's Globe Theater, associated with this famous playwright.
Who is Shakespeare?
"baa, my name is, baa, my name is, baa" said the black (or should I say white) sheep. He didn't have much wool, and his name was actually this. Will the real baa baa black sheep please stand up.
Who is Slim Shady?
TikTok
Who is Kesha?
"We should make a jello baby and mess around with it."
Who is George Foster?
Seamus once saved a kid from drowning at Goodwill Park. This is an adjective used to describe his screams, which were lost due to the sound of splashing water.
What is muffled?
This nickname for the cement stage in the backyard also shares the name of an emmy-winning TV show set in a Pennsylvania Emergency Room, one of my favorite shows.
What is "The Pit/t"?
"Baa baa black sheep, have you any wool?" the black sheep sang at a local bar, hoping people would put bread in his jar.
What is Piano Man?
Born to Run
Who is Bruce Springsteen?
"I am gonna flash them."
Who is Mr. Ko?
Seamus likes to enjoy this, also a song by Kelis.
What is a milkshake?
This famous stage has hosted country music concerts and award ceremonies since 1974.
Where is the Grand Ol Opry?
Jack and Jill went up a hill and stayed at a hotel, motel, or holiday inn.
What is Hotel Room Service?
Rockin' Around the Christmas Tree
Who is Brenda Lee?
"Different strokes for Different folks" (In the Foster family)
Who is Mrs. Foster?
Seamus was on the newspaper for the first time when he was 5. He was pictured HERE, showcasing the new digital book checkout.
Where is the Mashpee Public Library?
To say stage in Spanish... ___
?Que es una etapa?
Humpty Dumpty sat on a wall, then humpty Dumpty went on a plane and took a great fall in Iowa in the late 1950s, along with 3 other musicians.
What is American Pie?
Who are the Doobie Brothers?
"Can I submit to you?"
Who is Twootz?
Seamus got a pedophile arrested in front of hundreds of cheering kids at Goodwill Park. This doesn't start with M, I just wanted to say a good thing I did. Anyways this European nation was Alexander the Great ruled.
Where is Macedonia?
The largest STAGED coup d'etat in the Middle East was in Iran, where Prime Minister Mohammad Mosaddegh was overthrown with support of US and British intelligence in this year.
When was 1953?
Three little monkeys jumping on a bed, one fell off and bumped his head. Mama, instead of calling the doctor, killed a man.
What is Bohemian Rhapsody?
Tangled Up In Blue
Who is Bob Dylan?