Who's Who
You have a hard task, you have lots of need. What are the names of the clinical leads?
Sheridan, Candace, Kate, Julie
You are not a bozo, we all need to learn. Where do we find current workflows?
S drive:workflows:workflows since SCA
I'm either 81 or 325, but I shouldn't be taken before you are cut open.
Aspirin
Also known as the "Canadian Tuxedo", although not considered work appropriate.
Denim
I am a measurement on the health history form that is needed for surgery.
BMI
You see us all the time, but what do we mean?
EST
ENC
NP
EP1
EST- established- following up
ENC- established- new condition
NP- New patient
EP1-
On your jackets and when you walk through the door. What does SCA stand for?
Surgical Care Affiliates
Although convenient what is not an acceptable sole location for a phone call?
One Note
Patient calls 4 days post-op TKA with calf pain, redness, and swelling.
DVT
We have something in common- Seuss, Pepper, and Dolittle.
Dr.
Now that my surgeon has awoken, what time does SCA open?
5:45am
I never shut off and need coverage until 5pm. But just beware you extension is always live.
Phones
You don't see me daily but I know who you are. Call me for surgery blocks and I'll help you.
Tammy-SSC
If you complete me without charting, all records will disapear.
Portal messages
Patient calls one week postop THA- redness, itching, significant discharge, and fever.
Infection
PTO is great, but don't wait to long. You are taking a chance, your request should be made how far in advance?
2 weeks
Day of surgery, oh boy! How early do I need to arrive if surgery is at SOI?
2 hours prior
If you don't change me in time, you will get locked out. No need to pout, tell Tyler and he will help you out.
RDP password
Don't talk bad about him because he keeps the receipts. Who is in charge of OPA financials?
Alex Yee
The amount we get is quiet unfunny. Once we fill these out we need to task them for money.
Forms
I need to be taken before any dental work for a minimum of 2 years post joint replacement surgery.
Antibiotics
In order to get paid I have to make sure I do this every 2 weeks.
Attest timesheet
Physicians like to write this out on paper, but in order to get done it needs to be tasked in Next Gen.
Surgery slips
This shoulder x-ray order is not trashy but is a "True AP."
Grashey
You won't see him on a billboard, but he might put the physicians on one.
Eric Baugh-Marketing
My memory is full, try and take pictures I will refuse. You will to to archive me, before I can be used.
Ultrasound
They are changing your blood without evening knowing it. What needs to be stopped for a PRP injection?
NSAIDS
If patient's info were to be stolen they would riot. We use this daily but it's not HIPAA compliant.
Elevate/Email
The patient has a pacemaker, what form needs to be done.
CIED form
For compartment testing not for getting steps in. I am stored in room 42.