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Nonsensical, absurd, way out there, nuts, bonkers, crazy, farcical, laughable, preposterous, out of left field, pathetic but funny, hysterical, bananas, mad, cuckoo, mental, gaga, demented, non compos mentis, batty, loco, deranged, loony, unhinged, crackers, psycho, daffy, loco, or haywire

What is ludicrous? 

100

A distasteful or bitter expression or a purple creature with very short arms.

What is a grimace?

100

A shallow, long ditch

What is a trench?

100

An extremely boring place or state of mind

What are doldrums?

100

To attract or pull in

What is lure?

200
Something a person is accustomed to doing or the uniform worn by a nun.

What is a habit?

200

In poor condition, worn out, run down

What is shabby?

200

A feeling that something bad is coming your way

What is dread?

200

A sidekick, minion, follower, or henchman

What is a lackey?

200

Still, not moving

What is static?

300

A false name, usually created by an author. 

What is a pseudonym?

300

Large ruminant animals with horns and split hooves. 

What are cattle?

300

Clothing, usually fancy - or one of the four things on a car

What is attire?

300

A recommendation made by the author of a story about how to live your life. 

Acceptable answers: message, moral, or lesson
300

Chide, scold, reprimand, or sternly correct

What is admonish?

400

To gently persuade

What is coax?

400

Not very often, rare

What is seldom?

400

An element in an situation or experiment that can be changed

What is a variable?

400

A root meaning to carry

What is port?

400

A root meaning from far away

What is tele?

500

To start to lose strength or momentum

What is falter?

500

Showing sincere or intense seriousness

What is earnest?

500

To pour or pull out, to remove

What is disgorge?

500

A root meaning to write or draw

What is graph?

500

A root meaning sound

What is phon?

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