Petco
This is a Petco IT team that Ari hasn't been on
What is PGR or Membership or Rx?
This problem stinks! Flat-faced dogs are more prone to this issue.
What is Flatulence
How do you know if a cat is sick?
Ask him how he's feline.
These are the items that Ari wants to talk about at this meeting.
What is a "hit list"?
Thank you so much for being my mentor for the past 2 years. Really thankful that you were always available to answer my questions, and push me in the right direction when I didn't know what to do. Good luck on your future endeavors!
Who is Kristin?
This is the year that PMs at Petco were trained in Agile
What is 2016?
The Boston was initially bred for this purpose.
What is fighting?
What do you call a cow with no legs?
Ground Beef
This is Ari's reasoning for pushing for a smoke test after another application changes something.
What is "I have trust issues"?
"I will miss getting stolen by Ari for grooming and triage. At this point she is a kleptomaniac".
Who is Matt Carter?
This cross-team initiative led to the Mobile App's user base doubling
What is Nutrition Perk
Boston Terriers are this state's state dog.
Where is Massachusetts
A man got hit in the head with a diet coke, but it didn't hurt. Why?
Because it was a soft drink!
This is what it means when everyone is stays quiet after Ari asks for opinions.
Silence is acceptance
"Will miss Champy and Rubits"
Who is Scott Dunsmore?
Petco's "stores" are not called stores anymore, but are now called this
What are Pet Care Centers
Due to their black and white coats, Boston Terriers have earned this nickname.
The American Gentleman
Why hasn't a pencil with an eraser at each end been invented?
Because there is no point
This is the how Ari assesses her current sanity.
"Gopi, Scott, tell me if I'm crazy"
"Matt and I will continue to monitor your logs and make sure you open your app every day"
Who is Raghu Ram?
Most Boston Terriers would not be alive without this procedure.
What is a C-Section?
We all know about Murphy’s Law: anything that can go wrong will go wrong. But have you heard of Cole’s Law?
I's thinly sliced cabbage
This sentence needs a question mark
What is "Question not Statement?"