Bakst
The thing that keeps Alex awake through his own lectures, also known as "black gold."
What is coffee in that giant red thermos?
The one professor you should never, ever come late to.
Who is Mrs. Deckow?
The ultimate student grocery store and local hangout.
What is Simmel?
Something you remember to hand in the night before lectures.
What is a homework assignment?
Everyone's favorite homework-doing, essay-writing, big-data plagiarism machine.
What is ChatGPT?
A way for Alex to announce that he's running late.
What is Discord?
“Ein Berliner im Rümpfwald.”
Who is Prof. Dr. Roland Maeß?
90% of the local population during study periods.
Who are BA students?
Recent polls suggest that one in three of you youngsters are among them.
Who are AfD voters?
A guideline for scientific work.
What is HAWA?
The most-used Discord channel on Alex's "educational" server.
What is #memes?
A young, modern, tech-savvy, experienced, talented, passionate, friendly, relatable, and good-looking BA professor.
Who is literally no one?
Um...
What are some fun things to do in Glauchau?
The only thing that keeps the students going in these desperate times...
What is alcohol?
"Strippers, JFK, and Stalin."
What is the Oxford comma?
The outfit Mr. Bakst was wearing during his ill-fated online lecture.
What is an adidas tracksuit?
A pantsuit-wearing powerhouse at BA Glauchau.
Who is Prof. Dr. Frauke Deckow?
A condition that you experience if you live in Glauchau for too long.
What is clinical depression?
Who is Jerry "Ace in the Hole" K.?
Mr. Bakst's status after reading 50 essays written by AI.
What is homelessness?
A man with a short but “successful” banking career.
Who is Prof. Maeß?
An amazing opportunity to donate money to a local reforestation effort and get your own plaque with a custom text!
What is Trees for Glauchau?
The site of intense competition among students ca. 7:55 a.m.
What is the campus parking lot?