Fake Music Theory
The best instrument that definitely the best and should be allowed in Drum Corps
What is clarinet?
The presidential campaign he worked on
Who is Joe Biden?
Extraordinarily good; wonderful.
What is supercalifragilisticexpialidocious?
This is the year England became a thing
What is 2016
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This person wrote the Brandenburg Concertos
Who is Kenneth Fuchs
Thomas bullies this person on a regular basis
Who is Mike Baril?
The fear of long words
What is hippopotomonstrosesquippedaliophobia?
These people continuously get fucked over
What are black people, brown people, and anyone who isn't white
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The notes that make up an A flat major triad
What is G#-C-D#?
The name of the second movement of Thomas Jensen's first symphony
What is the Downfall of Harmony
The action or habit of estimating something as worthless.
What is floccinaucinihilipilification?
Why Iran is angy
What is America took their beans
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What is Llanfairpwllgwyngyllgogerychwyrndrobwllllantysiliogogogoch
The biggest rule in music
What is "parallel fifths bad."?
The candidate Thomas simped for in 2016
John Kasich
This lung disease is caused by volcanic ash
What is pneumonoultramicroscopicsilicovolcanoconiosis?
The Senator that drafted the Civil Rights Act
Who is Daniel Goldberg?
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This is a real key
What is C flat major
Thomas Jensen's favorite interval
What is major ninth?
This village is known as St Mary’s Church in the Hollow of the White Hazel Near the Fiece Whirlpool and the Church of Tysilio of the Red Cave.
What is Llanfairpwllgwyngyllgogerychwyrndrobwllllantysiliogogogoch?
The reason our glorious leader Donald Trump became Emperor for life
What is the Republicans literally stopped caring about integrity.
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