Sleepless Nights, Desperate Bites
For Aisling, it’s been orange juice, vegan pizza, and (surprisingly) sweets!
What are pregnancy food cravings?
After moving to a new city, Austin and Aisling have fully dedicated themselves to the fandom of this professional sports team.
Who are the Portland Traiblazers?
Once collected by Austin as a kid, parting with a few of these may help afford an enclosed exercise space for the new member of the family.
What is Pokemon Card Pack & Play?
A food delivery service, providing quick and reliable dinners to Austin and Aisling when cooking WASN'T an option.
What is Doordash?
After discovering the news that we’d be adding to the family, we were quickly introduced to this fluffy object… Making Aisling’s restless nights more restful, and Austin’s more painful.
What is a pregnancy pillow?
This helpful appliance ensures Austin’s happy hour favorites are heated to the perfect temperature.
What is a beer bottle warmer?
This 90’s television show has been THERE FOR us WHEN THE RAIN STARTS TO FALL in Portland, or really any time Aisling’s having a sleepless night.
What is Friends?
In an effort to get more active... Recently, you can catch us at the local park, HORSEing around with this spherical object.
What is a basketball?
Egrets iconic line to her ignorant lover, the roommate of seven descriptively named little men.
What is “You Know Nothing Jon Snow White”?
At least 10 hours, in optimal lighting!
What is the amount of sleep Aisling needs per night?
In an effort to make their life more baby friendly, Aisling and Austin recently traded their Ford Maverick for a Ford Bronco Sport and named it after this cinematic mammal. Let ‘er Buck!
What is Hidalgo?
After being transformed by three witches into an immortal black cat, this poor guy is now required to soothe our uncomfortable baby
What is Thakery Binkie?