Newborn Life
This is the continuous cycle that rules a new mom's life every 2 to 3 hours, strictly consisting of three repeating steps: feed, change, and try to get the baby to do this.
What is sleep?
The first of the five senses a baby develops.
What is hearing?
This is baby Dasher's due date.
What is November 1?
Britney Spears launched her massive pop career with this 1998 debut single.
Someone who complains frequently over minor things.
What is a crybaby?
This legendary event occurs when a diaper fails entirely, requiring a full outfit change for baby (and sometimes parent).
What is a blowout?
Though they are world-class criers, a newborn won't actually produce these physical drops of water until they are a few months old.
What are tears?
This is how long Rachel & Lanier will have been married when baby arrives (assuming due date!).
What is 2.5 years?
The 1992 hip-hop hit song by rapper Sir Mix-a-Lot.
What is Baby Got Back?
This idiom ironically describes sleeping deeply and peacefully, even though real newborns wake up crying every few hours.
What is "sleeping like a baby"?
This technique involves wrapping a baby up like a burrito to keep them calm and cozy when not in mom's arms.
What is swaddling?
This is the first color babies are able to recognize.
What is red?
This is the middle name of baby Dasher's dad.
What is Saxon?
Millions of millennials grew up watching this animated series about a group of toddlers.
What is Rugrats?
Phrase used to describe making slow but steady progress.
What is "baby steps"?
This is the glassy-eyed, sleepy state a newborn enters immediately after a massive feeding, looking like they just closed down a bar.
What is milk drunk?
A baby is born without this part of their leg, which is soft tissue cartilage that hardens years later.
What is a kneecap?
These are the two Georgia hometowns of baby Dasher's parents.
What are Decatur and Columbus?
"When I was 13, I had my first love," raps this artist in Justin Bieber's "Baby"
What is Ludacris?
Describing a surface that is exceptionally smooth or soft.
What is "smooth as a baby's bottom"?
This is the sudden, involuntary twitch newborns do in their sleep, often waking themselves up in the process.
What is the Moro (startle) reflex?
The typical age in months when infants give their first "social smile" in response to caregivers.
What is 2 months?
This has been a featured craving for Rachel during pregnancy (multiple answers accepted)
What is ice cold applesauce, Diet Coke, or orange juice?
This band famously featured a naked baby in a pool on their album cover for "Nevermind."
What is Nirvana?
If you accidentally discard something valuable while trying to get rid of something unwanted, you are doing this.
What is "throwing the baby out with the bathwater"?