Famous Emmitts (Real & Movies)
I had to go back in time to get my dog named Einstein.
Who is Doctor Emmett Brown from Back to the Future?
The best way to communicate.
What is crying?
Money does not go on _____________.
What are trees? From the saying: “Money does not grow on trees”
They don’t show up in x-rays, but your baby does have them. They are cartilage and will remain so for the first few years of live.
What are baby kneecaps?
Happens every 20 minutes.
What is urination?
I was on Justin Timberlake’s MTV series The Phone and starred in Charlie Casanova.
Who is Emmitt J. Scanlan?
It smacks you in the face the moment you realize it is time.
What is a dirty diaper?
You live in a barn.
What is forget to leave the door open? From the saying: “Close the door! Were you raised in a barn?
A baby has 300 while an adult has 206.
What are bones?
Over 11 ft long.
What is baby intestine length?
I was the multi-instrumentalists for the band The Merry-Go-Round.
Who is Emitt Rhodes?
It is given every 4 hours to keep happy.
What is a baby bottle?
The cost of calling someone who cares.
What is a quarter? From the saying “Here’s a quarter, call someone who cares.
Within one year it is 60% the size of an adults.
What is the brain?
4,000,000
What is the number of babies born in the United States?
I was born in Pensacola Florida, and attended the University of Florida, later to become famous for running in a well known team sport.
Who is Emmitt Smith?
The first phase of mobility.
What is crawling?
Used to wash your mouth out when foul language is spoken.
What is a bar of soap? From the saying: “I’ll wash your mouth out with soap.”
Makes up 25% of the infants total body weight.
What is infant’s head.
Approximately 80% of infants are born with some form of birthmark.
What are stork bites?
My dad is a bald guy that has a dry sense of humor with obscure taste in music and an awesome mom that keeps us all together.
Who is Emmitt Gifford?
You take me everywhere, I smell funny, and most of time you can’t find me.
What is a security blanket?
Can’t be wiped off.
What is a smile? From the saying: “Wipe that smile off your face or I'm gonna wipe it off for you.”
This stops after 7 months.
What is the ability to breath and swallow at the same time?
Strong enough to hold a baby at birth.
What is grasp of a newborn?