This indispensable piece of equipment allows parents to transport their little explorer, often doubling as a mobile snack station and nap pod
What is a "stroller"?
This highly caffeinated beverage becomes a primary food group for new parents, essential for navigating the hazy landscape of sleepless nights
What is "coffee"?
This adorable, one-piece outfit often has snaps, making diaper changes a thrilling race against time.
What is a onesie?
Before solid food, babies often get their nutrients from this, either from a bottle or directly from the source
What is milk (formula or breastmilk)?
This person is often the primary source of comfort, food, and the answer to all of baby's problems.
Who is Mommy?
Before tiny feet can hit the ground, this flat, padded surface provides a safe zone for tummy time and practicing their future mountaineering skills.
What is a "play mat" (or "tummy time mat")?
Often overlooked, this common household appliance becomes a beacon of hope, capable of silencing a screaming baby with its rhythmic hum.
What is a "vacuum cleaner" (or "white noise machine")?
Babies often sport this accessory to keep their tiny heads warm, even if they'll probably pull it off in 30 seconds.
What is a baby hat?
This mushy, often colorful, first food comes in tiny jars and mysteriously ends up everywhere but the baby's mouth
What is pureed baby food?
This person is often responsible for the funniest faces, the loudest burps, and sometimes the biggest messes during playtime.
Who is Daddy?
This essential travel companion helps store and organize all the critical supplies for a day trip, from emergency snacks to spare tiny trousers
What is a "diaper bag"?
More than just a piece of fabric, this item is strategically placed to absorb unexpected baby fluids, acting as a personal force field for parents.
What is a "burp cloth"?
When a baby is dressed in multiple layers, even indoors, to prevent any hint of a chill, they're often sporting a "baby __________" look.
What is a baby burrito (or "onion")?
When a baby is eating solid food for the first time, their reaction can range from pure joy to utter disgust, often accompanied by a dramatic ___________.
What is a face crumple (or "gag reflex")?
Older siblings who have to learn to share their toys, their parents' attention, and occasionally their pacifier with the new arrival.
Who are big brother/sister?
For the truly adventurous tiny human, this piece of furniture provides a temporary, safe habitat, perfect for exploring a new room without scaling bookshelves.
What is a "pack 'n play" (or "travel crib")?
This magical, often electronic, device broadcasts the sweet sounds of baby's slumber (or sudden cries) from afar, giving parents a false sense of freedom.
What is a "baby monitor"?
These tiny, soft socks are seemingly designed by gremlins, as they magically disappear shortly after being put on.
What are baby socks?
Often recommended as a first "finger food," these small, dissolvable snacks stick to everything and provide endless entertainment.
What are puffs (or "baby cereals")?
These well-meaning individuals often bring tiny outfits, give unsolicited advice, and spoil the baby rotten
Who are Grandma and Grandpa?
Not just for cold weather, this versatile garment can be used to keep a baby snug in a carrier or stroller, resembling a miniature, adorable sleeping bag.
What is a "bunting bag" (or "footmuff")?
After a particularly challenging day, this simple pleasure, often enjoyed in silence and darkness, is the ultimate reward for navigating the tiny human adventure.
What is "a hot shower" (or "a moment of peace")?
Your baby's outfit perfectly matches their headband, tiny shoes, and even their pacifier. This level of coordination is often seen during their first ___________.
What is a photo shoot?
You know mealtime is truly over when the baby, no longer hungry, begins to use their food as an instrument of modern ____________.
What is art (or "self-expression")?
Any adult who enters the baby's orbit and is immediately subjected to a charming stare, followed by an assessment of their potential for entertainment or snack distribution.
Who is an aunt/uncle/friend (or "any willing participant")?