Hymns or Hoopla
This famous line can be used to rejoice that The Lord has come or that Barney is dead.
Joy to the World
Wrapped in swaddling clothes, Baby Jesus likely did this 14–17 hours a day, just not all at once.
Sleep
Hopefully God wheeled the miracle of a fast and easy birth or Mary could have burned roughly 3000 of these during labor.
Calories
He is as cuddly as a cactus and as charming as an eel.
The GRINCH
The best way to spread Christmas Cheer...
is signing loud for all the hear.
This is something Mary Kohl has never experienced while sleeping next to her snoring husband.
Silent Night
Not to be confused with 'manger melon' this dry skin can appear on a baby's scalp.
Cradle Cap
What Jewish delicacy, that some would describe as "amazing", could Baby Jesus start tasting in Mary's womb at week 14.
Gefilte Fish
All he wants for Christmas is an official Red Ryder, carbine action, 200-shot range model air rifle.
Ralphie Parker
Present Power Play
You'll each have three attempts to blow out all 10 candles with only the breath from saying the words "Merry Christmas"
Found commonly in Christmas Hymns, this Old English word means the plural form of “you”, but can also be used to address Kayne West.
It isn't recorded in the scriptures but we can assume even Emmanuel experience this messy diaper disaster, which can happen in a split second.
Blowout
Jesus may be able to turn water into wine, but women can double this vital bodily fluid to help supply oxygen to their baby.
Blood
What's a reeké?
Enriqué
During an interrogation the Gingerbread Man and Lord Farquaad have a heated discussion about this man and the woman who is married to him.
The Muffin Man
Hark! These Angels love to sing.
The Herald Angels
Present Power Play
You must diaper, dress, and swaddle Baby Jesus in under 30 seconds.
This hormone-related cognitive fog, which can affect memory, may explain why Mary didn’t reserve a room in Bethlehem for the birth of her child.
Pregnancy Brain
After providing the police multiple answers for who he is, such as "Kris Kringle, Sinterklaas, Pere Noel. Babbo Natale. Pelz-Nickel...", Scott Calvin finishes this quote with what name.
Topo Gigio!
Where eight-pound, six-ounce, newborn infant Jesus, who doesn't even know a word yet, little infant, so cuddly but still omnipotent laid down His sweet head
Away in a Manger
Baby Jesus was born on December 25, making him this horoscope sign.
Capricorn
Although the prophecy was fulfilled, Mary never would have had to travel 100 miles via Donkey at 9 month pregnant if it wasn't for this man's ancestry.
Joseph
His first words were "Happy birthday!". No relation to Jesus's birthday, just a weird tick that he does.
Frosty the snowman