This delightfully disobedient delinquent's list of offenses includes faking an illness, ditching class, and "borrowing" a Ferrari.
What is Ferris Bueller?
Launched in 1989, this Nintendo handheld came console quickly outsold its competition, and continues to be one of the best selling game consoles of all time.
What is Nintendo Game Boy?
Waka waka waka waka
What is Pac-Man?
"Since your THAC0 is 8, then to hit a AC 5 enemy, you only need a 3 or higher on a d20."
What is D&D First Edition?
A woman awakes, looking far too put together. A jingle, seemingly from nowhere, rings through the kitchen: "The best part of waking up, is this thing in your cup!"
What is Folgers?
They're running around the world looking for balls. Okay well it's the first time they're trying to do that.
What is Dragon Ball?
You finished off his father. Prepare to perish.
Who is Inigo Montoya?
The Sega Mega Drive was launched in Japan in 1988, but was later released in the United States under this different name.
What is Sega Genesis?
Released almost fourty years ago, this puzzle game has sold over 200 million copies across various platforms.
What is Tetris?
"Does your character have red hair?"
What is Guess Who?
It's a university classroom. Its students? Hamburgers. A clown stands at the front of the class to begin the lesson, unaware of the burglar standing behind him.
What is McDonalds?
Two young girls find a monster and his minions in the woods and are like, "Yeah but he's cute so I guess this is fine."
What is My Neighbor Totoro?
This professor has a penchant for punching Nazis and retreiving revered relics.
Who is Dr. Indiana Jones?
In 1980, this console launched Nintendo into the mainstream, as it was the company's first major success.
What is Nintendo Game & Watch?
This legendary RPG launched an IP dynasty in 1986.
What is Legend of Zelda?
"Aa? Ah-ah? Is that even a real word?!"
What is Scrabble?
Four children sit around a table. They repeatedly bash the behinds of plastic, semiaquatic water mammals.
What is Hungry Hungry Hippos?
Red Motorcycle. Red Tracksuit. Red gore. There's a lot of red.
What is Akira?
This temporal timelord got a little too close to an oedipal emergency.
Who is Marty McFly?
Though not as well received upon its release, this Sega system is one of the longest living consoles, as it's still popular in Brazil.
What is Sega Mark III/Master System?
This game actually sent Mario barreling into the mainstream in 1981.
What is Donkey Kong?
"It's a sport...oh shoot, I can't say that...it's an...activity...where a...person...hit's a...ball."
What is Taboo?
Children are playing roller hockey. They're focused, unaware of the menace that's coming. A creature bursts through the wall of the rink. His innards are scattered everywhere. And the children...OH NO THEY'RE FEASTING ON HIM.
What is Kool-Aid?
It's like the space opera epic of Star Wars meets the "why are there so many characters" of Game of Thrones. With an overlay of classical music.
What is Legend of the Galactic Heroes?
This futuristic former officer's first task? Retire Roy Batty, Leon, Zora, and Pris.
Who is Rick Deckard?
As one of the best sold gaming systems of its time, this gaming system is said to have brought back the games industry after the 1983 crash in North America.
What is NES (Nintendo Famicom)?
Though its 1990s film and animated series were unsuccessful, this genre-defining beat-em-up let players double up to take on street gangs.
What is Double Dragon?
"RED, Uh-oh, you left your headlights on...go to the parking lot!"
What is Mall Madness?
An old woman drives around like a maniac. The passengers in the back seat are sliding around, fearing for their lives. At every stop, she verbally assaults all those who can hear her plea for the location of the beef.
What is Wendy's?
A girl is visited by space men who give her water to water her radish. On her journey to deliver the water, wears a bunnysuit and has to fight demons and giant robots.
What is Daicon?