Dad Jokes
What you call a fish with no eye.
What is a fsh?
The number of pounds that Claire weighed when she was born.
What is 8 pounds?
The number of pounds did Kory weighed when he was born.
What is 5 pounds?
The person who delivered most babies in rural areas in the early to mid 20th century.
What is a midwife?
The kind of food all grandparents should be able to feed their grandchild.
What is anything their grandchild wants to eat?
What side of a tree grows the most branches.
What is the outside?
Claire's favorite animal when she was a child.
What is a cat?
Kory's favorite animal when he was a child.
What is a beaver?
Approximately how much did it cost to have a baby in a hospital in 1950.
What is $150?
The place where grandchildren should sleep when visiting grandparents.
What is their grandparents' bed?
What state is known for its tiny beverages.
What is Minnesota?
The name of Claire's favorite stuffed animal.
Who is Buddy?
Kory's favorite type of vehicle when he was little.
What is a garbage truck?
The most famous person born in 1926.
Who is the former Queen of England?
The pet grandparents should get for their grandchildren.
What is whatever pet they ask for?
What is red and smells like blue paint.
What is red paint?
The one Claire spend rest time with most afternoons when she was two.
Who is Tucker her dog?
The place where Kory took swimming lessons when he was a child.
What is his backyard pool?
The name for administering general anesthesia to women during childbirth (which began in 1926).
What is twilight sleep?
What grandparents think about their grandchildren.
What is they are perfect no matter what?
What Forest Gump's email password is.
What is 1Forest1?
The item of clothing Claire hated to wear when she was little.
What are pants?
Kory's favorite food when he was small.
What is carrots? or What is apples? (Either answer is acceptable)
The name of the person whose parenting advice and recommendations revolutionized parental upbringing.
Who is Dr. Spock?
The activity that every grandparent should be able to do with their grandchild.
What is horseback riding?