Weird ailments babies and toddler get
Baby milestones
A Dad's Journey
Momma Mia!
Baby Stuff!
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This ailment causes a rash on hands, feet, and sores inside the mouth. Typical with toddlers. Use diaper cream to treat.

Hand, foot, mouth.

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When teeth start to "cut."

Around 4 months.

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When mom is nursing the baby, what should dad do?

Get her water (nursing causes thirst).

100

What is the best way for a woman to deliver a baby?

Any way it comes out healthy!

100

What should you throw out after a blowout?

Everything. Just wrap it up and throw it away. Keep the baby.

200

Itchy head.

Lice.

200

When they can see color.

Around 5 months of age. They see black and white first, then red, then color.

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What baby activity are dads really good at doing with their babies?

Tummy time! (Around 2 weeks old).

200

Should a woman breastfeed, bottle feed, or use formula?

Breast is best, but do whatever works to feed your baby!

200

What's the best thing about having a baby?

EVERYTHING! Baby smells, baby laughs, baby feet, baby hands, baby cheeks, baby snores. 

300

Your baby's hands and feet are cold, even though s/he is swaddled. 

Hypothermia. 

300

How far can a newborn baby see?

8-14 inches (just enough to see momma when being nursed). Remember to smile, mommas!

300

Who should do the cooking, cleaning, and laundry?

Dad!

300

Binkies/pacifiers. Which brand should a momma use?

Whichever one the baby doesn't spit out after you train them to use it!

300

What are the best first solid foods?

Sweet potato, peas, carrots, bananas, avacado. 

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This ailment includes white spots (fungus) inside and on the mouth, usually from heat and a binky. 

Thrush.

400

When can babies recognize familiar faces?

Around 3 months of age.

400

When can dad start giving the bottle to the baby (assuming exclusive nursing by mom)?

After 2-3 weeks.

400

How long can it take for a baby to learn to use a binkie?

About 2-3 weeks. This is when they learn the difference and no longer have nipple confusion.

400

Best baby shoes?

Pediped!

500

This prevents babies from nursing successfully and oftentime results in minor surgery.

Being tongue-tied.

500

How long can it take for a baby's eye color to become permanent?

1 year.

500

What foods should dad be cooking for mom?

Anything she wants!

500

What should momma take with her when she leaves the hospital? (Besides the baby?)

Everything! The hoses for pumping, the mesh undies, the pads, the diapers, the wipes, the basin for washing your baby. All the freebies! EVERYTHING!

500

List three ways to get a crying baby to sleep?

1. Car ride.

2. Pacifier and car ride.

3. Nursing and car ride.

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