The real couple
(Emma & Jessa!)
(Emma & Jessa!)
This player retired in 2019 from being shortstop for the Rockies and is also Jessa’s favorite athlete. If you know his name, you may also be able to access her bank account!
Troy Tulowitzki
This is Andrew's favorite food, which he also makes
Bread (will also accept bagels)
Mellie, Hank and Lulu are all these kinds of dogs
Perfect angels! Will also accept Mixed Breed Dogs & Rescues & Bad dawgs
Middlebury College is located in this state, also the 14th state to join the Union in 1791
Vermont
"I want to be 30, flirty and thriving" ...don't we all
13 Going on 30
She is known for baking Jessa's favorite dessert, and also frequently wondering if Emma and Jessa were actually "just" roommates
Debbie Katz!
Chris might be seen diving onto a table in the snow, because he is a huge fan of this NFL team.
The Bills
Emma's dog Lulu recently completed training in this very unique program.
Prison Trained K9 Companion Program (will also accept anything relating to 'Prison')
In 2011, your Middlebury Women's Softball team was champions of this athletic league.
NESCAC
"Anybody want a peanut?"
Princess Bride
Emma has a mild (severe?) phobia of this body part, except for her own, which are perfect!
Feet
In what marathon did Andrew get his PR?
Boston Marathon
This is the name of Mellie's vet!
Goodheart, Dr. Katz!
Jessa and Emma met each other Freshman year of college, where they were roommates in this dormitory
Hadley
“You taste like a burger. I don’t like you anymore.”
Wet Hot American Summer
This popular stand up comedian and actress got her start by choreographing a dance with Emma for her bat mitzvah.
Tiffany Haddish
Andrew is known for his many nicknames - including this slightly politically incorrect one, in which you will find him wearing a feather boa and fedora, dancing to "She's a Brick House"
Pimp Daddy
Jessa's dog Mellie is named for this popular & exclusive Colorado outerwear brand (which she, Mellie, also wears!)
Melanzana
In the Middlebury College Softball batting records from 1998-2025, Jessa and Emma are tied for this category in a single season
Number of Games Played - 2012, 38
"Why should I listen to you, anyway? You're a virgin who can't drive."
Clueless
This popular YouTube star is Jessa's favorite celebrity, and Emma once had her do a Cameo for Jessa!
Glozelle
This personality trait is what initially drew Jessa to Chris
His sense of humor
List Emma's dogs throughout her life (hint: there are 5!)
Crystal, Tasha, Sophie, Hank, Lulu
Jessa and Emma were made to choreograph a dance to this song by the softball team for their freshman hazing ritual. (It was the 2010s and hazing was still legal, okay!?)
Bad Romance, Lady Gaga
"I came here tonight because when you realize you want to spend the rest of your life with somebody, you want the rest of your life to start as soon as possible."
When Harry Met Sally