Throwback
The sound that instantly ruined your summer vacation at 7:00 a.m.
ALARM CLOCK
What phrase did you hate hearing at the end of August?
"School starts next week!"
As kids, we got a gold star for completing our work. As adults, we get this.
More work
What adults call school supplies
Office Supplies
The flavor that suddenly appears in every coffee shop, candle, and dessert.
PUMPKIN SPICEEEE
This school supply was always lost by October, no matter how many you bought.
Pencils
School Supplies
As kids, we couldn't wait to grow up. As adults, we can't stop talking about this.
RETIREMENT
The grown-up version of a group project.
Team Meeting
This autumn activity usually involves getting lost while pretending you know where you're going.
Corn Maze
Before texting we used to ...
Pass written notes
What is the one thing teachers assigned over summer that nobody finished until the last weekend.
Summer Reading
This household task feels deserving of a gold star because you'll have to do it again tomorrow.
Washing the dishes
Unlike childhood summers, adults get this precious benefit instead
PTO
The fall activity that usually ends with at least 50 photos and one actually purchased.
Apple Picking
Line Leader
What was the toughest decision for the first day of school
Your outfit
Completing this chore in one day instead of leaving it in a basket for a week deserves a gold star
Folding laundry
The real reason adults get excited about August
The kids are going back to school
The activity where you spend an hour searching for the perfect one and five minutes carving it
Pumpkin carving
What is "studying by osmosis"?
Putting your textbook under your pillow the night before a test.
Kids have to fix their ___ schedule before school
SLEEP
Every adult feels like they deserve a gold star after completing this annual activity.
Filing their taxes
The adult version of a snow day.
Meeting getting cancelled
The food most associated with football watch parties.
Chicken Wingssss