Math
1. If you have 3 coffee cups and your coworker borrows 2, how many do you have left?
A) 1
B) 2
C) 0
D) Depends if you trust your coworker
A) 1
What did Lapu-Lapu say when Magellan arrived?
A. “Welcome to Mactan Island Resort!”
B. “Who you?”
C. “Hindi ako ready, pero laban!”
D. “Ako si Lapu-Lapu, hindi pang-ulam!”
D. “Ako si Lapu-Lapu, hindi pang-ulam!”
“Break a leg!”
A. Baliin mo ang paa
B. Tumalon ka sa entablado
C. Mag-ingat ka sa hagdan
D. Maglakad ng matigas
A. Baliin mo ang paa
What is the chemical formula for water?
A. H2O
B. H2-Oh-no
C. Wet stuff
D. Aqua-licious
A. H2O
What is the best warm-up before a workout?
A. Jogging in place
B. Stretching your excuses
C. Arm circles
D. Mentally preparing to nap
A. Jogging in place
2. What’s the square root of 81?
A) 8
B) 9
C) 18
D) 81
B) 9
Why did Emilio Aguinaldo wave the Philippine flag in 1898?
A. He was drying it after laundry
B. He thought it was a fiesta
C. He declared independence
D. He wanted to go viral
C. He declared independence
“Spill the beans”
A. Itapon ang munggo
B. Ipagkalat ang sikreto
C. Magluto ng sabaw
D. Magtapon ng kanin
B. Ipagkalat ang sikreto
Why don’t scientists trust atoms?
A. Because they make up everything
B. They’re too small to be honest
C. They split under pressure
D. They ghost electrons
A. Because they make up everything
Which of the following is NOT a sport?
A. Basketball
B. Chess boxing
C. Netflix marathon
D. Badminton
C. Netflix marathon
3. You have a 30-minute meeting that starts at 2:45 PM. What time does it end?
A) 3:00 PM
B) 3:15 PM
C) 3:30 PM
D) 4:00 PM
C) 3:15 PM
What was Jose Rizal’s secret weapon?
A. His killer mustache
B. His novels
C. His charm
D. His eye-rolls at the Spaniards
B. His novels
“Couch potato”
A. Patatas sa sopa
B. Gulay na tamad
C. Saging sa kama
D. Upo sa upuan
A. Patatas sa sopa
What planet is known as the “Red Planet”?
A. Mars
B. Mercury with a sunburn
C. Planet Tomato
D. Angry Earth
A. Mars
What’s the main goal of dodgeball?
A. Hit the ball
B. Dodge responsibilities
C. Avoid getting hit
D. Look cool while ducking
C. Avoid getting hit
4. If your boss gives you 5 tasks and you finish 3, how many are left?
A) 2
B) 5
C) Too many
D) Depends on how fast you run
A) 2 (but C is emotionally accurate 😅)
Why did Andres Bonifacio tear his cedula?
A. He was allergic to paper
B. He thought it was a raffle ticket
C. He was rebelling against Spain
D. He lost in bingo
C. He was rebelling against Spain
“It’s raining cats and dogs”
A. Umuulan ng pusa’t aso
B. May bagyong mabalahibo
C. Basa ang mga alaga
D. May hayop sa bubong
A. Umuulan ng pusa’t aso
What part of the body controls everything?
A. The brain
B. The stomach (especially before lunch)
C. The heart (according to love songs)
D. The group chat
A. The brain
What muscle do you use when laughing during Zumba?
A. Abs
B. Cheeks
C. Glutes
D. All of the above
D. All of the above
5. . A coffee costs ₱120. If you get a 15% discount, how much do you pay?
A) ₱102
B) ₱105
C) ₱108
D) ₱110
A) ₱102
→ 15% of 120 = 18 → 120 - 18 = 102
What’s the real reason the Americans came to the Philippines?
A. For the halo-halo
B. To teach English
C. To colonize
D. They got lost on the way to Hawaii
C. To colonize
“Butterflies in my stomach”
A. May paru-paro sa tiyan
B. Kumakalam ang sikmura
C. Gutom na gutom
D. May zoo sa loob
A. May paru-paro sa tiyan
What gas do plants breathe in?
A. Carbon dioxide
B. Oxygen
C. Helium (for funny voices)
D. Plant perfume
A. Carbon dioxide
What’s the best way to win a race?
A. Run fast
B. Trip your opponent (just kidding!)
C. Ride a scooter
D. Start before the whistle
A. Run fast