Classroom Chaos
(jokes)
(jokes)
If you have 3 apples and 4 bananas in one hand, and 4 apples and 3 bananas in the other hand, what do you have?
Very big hands
What classroom object measures time during tests or activities/breaks?
Clock or timer
Presidents, laws, wars.......
Social Studies
Who sharpens your pencil?
Judy
What is the average number of times a student will drop their pencil on the floor during the day?
Scientifically unproven, but emotionally, it feels like 43 times
What instrument/tool is often used in science classes to view tiny objects?
Microscope
Colors, paint, clay...........
Art
If you need a fidget, where are the places you can get them from?
In the bin on the shelf under the whiteboard.
From Ms. McTigue's drawer
Behind Mrs. G's desk
Why did the teacher wear sunglasses to school on the first day?
Because her students were so bright.
What device is often used by students to type assignments and research information?
Computer or laptop/chromebook
Numbers, ruler, calculator..........
Math
Who gets called if you need a little pick me up or if you give Ms. McTigue a hard time?
(all in good fun)
Security
What happens to 90% of all glue stick caps by the second week of school?
They vanish into a parallel universe, leaving the glue to dry out forever.
What classroom item is used to display information for the whole class to see?
Whiteboard or projector
Stories, essays, vocabulary........
Reading/Writing
Mrs. G loves to decorate the classroom with these
Plants
Why is the school clock always considered the most emotional object in the building?
Because it moves in slow motion right before lunch time
What material is traditionally used inside a pencil to make marks on paper?
Graphite
Stretching, excercise, sports...........
Gym
Who watches the class and changes his mood based on what he sees?
Phillip