Back to School 1
What was the previous name of our school?
What is brown, has a head, and tails, but no legs?
A penny
Free space
Free space
Why did the student take a ladder to school?
Because they heard the school had high standards!
When is our next day off school?
Labor Day
What can run but never walks, has a mouth but never talks, has a head but never weeps, has a bed but never sleeps?
A river!
Where all can you eat lunch?
Classroom
Ms. Holly's least favorite color....
Green
Pink
Purple
Black
Red
Purple
True or False:
AirPods are allowed.
FALSE
When are early release days?
First and third Wednesday of the month
Who is the office manager?
Huh?
What is the PE teacher's name?
Michelle
Michele
Michael
Ms. Michele
There is only one word spelled wrong in the dictionary. What is it?
w-r-o-n-g
Ms. Holly's least favorite candy
Caramel
Chocolate
Gummies
Trick question LOL.
Caramel AND chocolate
When do clubs meet?
Wednesdays, every 2 weeks
Why did the math textbook feel sad?
Because it had too many problems.
Which teachers teach ELA?
How many dollars is pizza?
$2
Why did the glue refuse to go to the party?
It was stuck at home!
How long does lunch last?
30 min
What time does school dismissal start?
3:00
What belongs to you but your friends use it more often?
Your name
True or False:
I can have my phone during the school day.
False
Free space
Free space
Why did the student eat his homework?
Because the teacher said it was a piece of cake!