Shooters
a game where you drive cars and occasionally run over pedestrians in a cartoonish city. You can pick up a bunch of weapons and shoot at random people, but who really cares? It’s just about doing crime stuff and getting into trouble. Oh, and there are some really boring missions, but they’re mostly just there to distract you from the fact that it’s all the same thing over and over again.”
GTA5
a game where you break blocks and build stuff out of cubes. You run around in a weird, pixelated world, and sometimes you fight monsters, but it’s mostly just about digging holes and stacking things. People say it’s creative, but really, it’s just a never-ending cycle of mining and crafting without any real goal. It’s like playing with digital Legos, but way less fun."
Minecraft
game where people beat each other up with crazy moves and weird characters. You pick a fighter and mash buttons to make them do flashy combos, but it’s mostly just a lot of punching and kicking. The story is just an excuse to get everyone together to fight, and there are some silly finishing moves at the end that are just gross. It’s pretty much the same thing over and over again with no real depth, just a bunch of fights that don’t really matter."
Mortal Kombat
video game where you pick a team and run around trying to score touchdowns. You spend most of the time just watching the clock tick down while your players tackle each other, and the gameplay is just a bunch of button-mashing to throw the ball or run it. The graphics are decent, but it’s pretty much the same every year with little changes. It’s like playing a really boring version of football without any of the excitement or strategy. Plus, all the menus are confusing and take forever to get through."
Madden
game where you play as a tiny kid running around in a weird, dark world. You sneak past some giant monsters, but it’s mostly just walking and jumping over stuff. The story doesn’t really make sense, and it’s full of weird puzzles that feel more annoying than fun. You spend most of your time hiding in shadows, and it’s just a long, boring slog through a scary place. It’s like a horror movie, but you don’t get to do anything interesting."
Little NightMares
a game where you run around and shoot people in a bunch of boring, empty buildings. You pick a character with a special ability, but it doesn’t really matter because you mostly just shoot stuff. The whole thing is about blowing up walls for some reason, and the maps are all just the same. It’s like playing hide and seek with guns, but nobody ever wins.
Tom Clancy Rainbow Six Seige
game where you run around smashing things and hitting buttons to kill monsters. You play as some angry dude named Kratos who has a bunch of chains and yells a lot. The whole thing is about fighting gods or something, but honestly, it’s just a lot of repetitive combat and epic cutscenes that don't really matter. You spend most of your time solving simple puzzles and looking for treasure, but it's just an excuse to show off flashy graphics. It’s pretty much just a big, loud brawler with no real story."
God of War
game where superheroes and villains beat each other up. You pick a character from DC Comics and throw punches until someone falls over. The story is kind of confusing, with all that alternate universe stuff, and it’s mostly just people yelling at each other while they fight. The special moves are flashy but don’t really mean anything, and it’s just a lot of brawling with no real strategy. It’s like watching a comic book fight without any of the good parts."
Injustice
game where you pick a team and shoot hoops. You run around the court trying to score, but it’s mostly just button-mashing and hoping the ball goes in. The graphics are okay, but who cares about that? The story mode is just a bunch of boring cutscenes about some dude trying to make it in the league. You spend more time in menus than actually playing, and the gameplay feels the same every year. It’s like playing a video game version of basketball without any of the fun."
NBA2k
game where you walk around a dark building shooting at slow monsters. You pick up random items and try to solve boring puzzles while avoiding the same zombies over and over. The story is all over the place, and the graphics are old and not impressive. You spend most of your time looking for keys and backtracking through empty rooms. It’s just a series of jump scares and predictable plot twists with no real excitement or fun."
Resident Evil
just another World War II game where you run around and shoot at stuff while blowing up buildings. You can drive some tanks and occasionally fly a plane, but mostly it’s just people shooting each other in the same few maps. The graphics are nice, but who cares? It’s all about shooting, and the story mode is just a bunch of random missions that don’t really connect. It’s basically the same as every other shooter out there."
Battlefield 5
a game where you climb around on rooftops and stab people. You play as some dude in a hood who keeps jumping off buildings into piles of hay for no reason. There are a bunch of historical settings, but honestly, it’s just a bunch of random missions where you sneak around and collect things. The story is super confusing, with all that time travel stuff, and it’s mostly just about running away from guards. It’s kind of like a parkour simulator but with more hiding and less fun."
Assassins Creed
game where you jump around and hit each other with random weapons. You pick a cartoon character and mash buttons until someone falls off the stage. The graphics look like they’re from a kids' show, and it’s just a bunch of chaotic battles with no real strategy involved. The maps are all pretty boring, and it’s just the same thing over and over again. There are too many characters to choose from, and it’s just a mindless button-masher with no depth."
brawlhalla
where you skate around on ice and hit a puck. You pick a team and try to score goals, but it’s mostly just a lot of players crashing into each other and random fights breaking out. The controls are confusing, and it feels like you’re just mashing buttons to make things happen. The graphics are decent, but the gameplay is repetitive and boring. It’s like playing a dull version of real hockey without any of the excitement or strategy.
game where you run away from a killer in some boring, dark map. You play as either a survivor trying to escape or a killer trying to catch them, but it’s mostly just a lot of hiding and waiting. The gameplay is repetitive, with the same chase scenes happening over and over again, and the survivors never seem to have any good chances against the killer. The graphics are okay, but it’s just a mindless game of tag with a horror theme that gets old really fast."
Dead by Daylgiht
battle royale game where you jump out of a spaceship and try to find guns while running around a big map. You pick a character, but they all just shoot stuff and look cool, so it doesn't really matter. You spend most of the time just trying not to get killed by other players, and the whole thing is just a race to see who can be the last person standing. Plus, there are a ton of random abilities that are hard to figure out, and the game is just a lot of running and shooting with no real point."
Apex Legends
another dark fantasy game where you walk around in a big empty world and get killed by random monsters. You pick up some swords and try to fight giant bosses, but they just smash you every time. The story is super vague, and good luck figuring out what you’re supposed to do because it feels like it just throws you in without any guidance. You spend most of your time dying over and over again, and it's just really frustrating. It’s basically like a never-ending grind with a lot of walking and not much fun."
Elding Ring
game where a bunch of random characters punch and kick each other in 2D. You pick a fighter, press a few buttons, and hope you can throw some flashy moves while your opponent does the same. The story is super basic and doesn’t really matter; it’s just an excuse for the fights. You’ll mostly just see the same few moves over and over, and the whole thing feels repetitive and boring. It’s like a never-ending arcade game that you can’t really get into."
Street Fighter
where you pick a charchter press buttons to throw punches and do flips. You run around the ring, but most of the time, it’s just a chaotic mess of people jumping around and smashing each other. The story mode is boring, with cringy cutscenes that don’t make sense, and the gameplay feels repetitive and clunky. You spend half your time in menus trying to figure out what to do, and the graphics are only okay. It’s basically just a button-mashing contest with no real skill involved."
WWE2k
game where you walk around a haunted house and look for ghosts. You pick up random tools to try and find something scary, but it’s mostly just wandering around in the dark waiting for something to happen. The ghosts are predictable, and the gameplay gets repetitive really fast. You spend more time talking to your friends than actually doing anything interesting, and the jump scares are just cheap tricks. It’s like a glorified hide-and-seek game with some ghosts thrown in."
Phasmophobia
where you pick a character and run around shooting at people in colorful maps. You throw some weird abilities that don't really do much, and then you hope you can aim better than everyone else. The whole game is about planting a bomb or defusing it, but honestly, it's just a mess of random gunfights. It’s kind of like a copy of Counter-Strike but with some extra flashy stuff that nobody really cares about."
Valorant
a game where you walk around in a snowy land and do a bunch of boring quests. You play as some random hero who has to fight dragons or something, but really, it’s just about running around and picking up junk. The graphics are kinda old, and all you do is talk to NPCs who just repeat the same lines over and over. There are a ton of side quests, but they all feel the same, and it’s just a big, empty world with not much to do except collect herbs and kill bandits. It’s like an endless chore list with dragons thrown in."
Sky Rim
game where you pick a character and mash buttons until someone wins. You fight in boring, repetitive matches, and it’s mostly about who can spam moves faster. The characters are all just weird-looking people with no personality, and the story is confusing and pointless. You can do some flashy combos, but it’s all just a lot of punching and kicking with no real skill involved. It’s like a knock-off Street Fighter that just keeps going with the same formula."
tekken
mini-games where you swing your arms around like an idiot. You pretend to play sports like tennis and bowling, but it’s all just a gimmick to make you feel like you’re actually doing something. The graphics are super simple, and the controls are really basic. You just stand there and flail around, hoping to hit the ball or knock down some pins. It’s not even close to real sports, and it gets boring really fast."
Wii Sport
game where you run around a dark building trying to avoid some boring monsters. You pick up random items to make some cash, but mostly it’s just wandering around in the dark, hoping you don’t get caught. The graphics look cheap, and it’s mostly just a series of jump scares with no real challenge. Your friends are probably more annoying than the monsters, and the gameplay feels like it drags on forever. It’s like a bad horror movie you can’t escape from."
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