#sad
One of them nuns... *pause for drama* Didn’t make it...
What is Suor Angelica?
Gullible man becomes inebriated and makes a woman cry a little bit.
What is The Elixir of Love?
Holy man was like... “I’ll die before I kiss you, Lady.” He was exactly right.
What is Salome?
A group of people should have been nicer to that old man and they wouldn’t be in this situation.
What is Gianni Schicchi?
Man is very good at riddles but horrible at reading the room. Most people just want to go to sleep.
What is Turandot?
Woman unwittingly tries to marry her own son with the help of his father.
What is The Marriage of Figaro?
Most of them nuns... didn’t make it.
What is Dialogues des Carmélites?
Man goes to save a woman from a cult but joins the cult instead.
What is The Magic Flute?
Young woman doesn’t want to be a nun. She says goodbye to her little table...
What is Manon?
Someone thought it would be funny to simulate the confusion experienced in every French philosophy class.
What is Candide?