Animal Jokes
Why can't a jaguar hide?
Because it's always spotted! ð
Why does the mushroom always get invited to parties?
Because he's a fungi! ð
What would happen if you crossed a vampire and a snowman?
Frostbite! â
What happened to the claustrophobic austronaut?
They just needed some space. ð
Why can't you give Elsa a balloon?
She will let it go!
Why are felines banned from playing competitive games?
Because there were too many Cheetahs! ð
Why can't eggs tell each other jokes?
Because they'd crack each other up! ðģ
Why was the baby ghost sad?
It wanted its mummy! ðŧ
How do you organize a space-themed party?
You planet! ðŠ
Why was the broom late to work?
Because it overswept!
What is an alligator in a vest called?
An investigator!
Why are tunas so smart?
Because they always stay in schools!
Why didn't the skeleton cross the road?
He didn't have the guts! ð
What is an alien's favorite candy?
A mars bar! ðŦ
Why did Mickey Mouse go to space?
He wanted to find Pluto!
Why do some fish live in salt water?
Because pepper water makes them sneeze!
Why did the tofu cross the road?
To prove he wasn't a chicken! ð
Why does the Grinch like gardening?
He's got a green thumb! ðŠī
Why didn't people like the moon-themed restaurant?
Because it had no atmosphere! ð
Why do you go to bed every night?
Because the bed won't come to you!
How strong is a horse?
1 Horsepower! ð
What is a pumpkin's favorite game?
Squash! ð
Why is the chocolate bunny sad?
It's been feeling hollow inside! ð°
How do meteors stay clean?
Shower! ð
What is it that even the most careful person overlooks?
Their nose!