Platformers
Man keeps invading peoples houses to find a woman who keeps running a way with a big turtle.
What is Mario?
A team of tooled up professionals exposes some rather lax security at the airport.
What is CoD: Modern Warfare 2?
10 year olds use animals to fight other animals for money
What is Pokemon?
The human bodies in these game contain enough blood to fill the Pacific Ocean
What is Mortal Kombat?
Triangles = Power?
What is Legend of Zelda?
2 Apes raid a pirate ship because someone stole his source of food.
What is Donkey Kong Country?
Unstoppable super soldier escorts lunatic A.I. to humanity's most-vulnerable hotspots
What is Halo?
Leader of India nukes entire city.
What is Civilization?
Fighting Tournament with a halftime show full of vehicular vandalism.
What is Street Fighter 2?
Naive boy teams up with 2 anthropomorphic characters and beat up black characters with your house keys.
What is Kingdom Hearts?
Little boy stops doctor from taking over the world because the doctor can't think of another plan that isn't send out 8 robots.
What is MegaMan?
Highly suggestible tourist murders swathes of addicts in a swanky undersea fish bowl.
What is BioShock?
Cardboard Cutouts of favorite characters cosplay as a Final Fantasy game.
What is Paper Mario?
What is Def Jam: Vendetta?
Old dude hangs out with a teenage girl and goes on an American road trip
What is The Last of Us?
Mutant marsupial kills dozens of animals in order to punish reckless scientist for harming animals.
What is Crash Bandicoot?
What is DooM?
A star athlete pursues his abusive father through time. Daddy is a genocidal whale beast
What is Final Fantasy X?
Billionaire Mogul loves throwing his child off a cliff.
What is Tekken?
Space furries fight giant monkey head and his evil minions.
What is Star Fox?
Local Orc wipes out an entire race because someone called him ugly on the news, so a lizard has to save everyone in an isolated state.
What is Spyro the Dragon?
Shooting up the Ottoman Empire with weapons that didn't even exist in this era.
What is Battlefield 1?
Chicken Thief attends a county fair then eventually jumps in a time machine.
What is Chrono Trigger?
Illegal Immigrant gets mad at a circus freak and all of time gets distorted.
What is Injustice?
There are 2 guarantees: Death and Rage
What is Dark Souls?