Villains
A creative young engineer who likes to up cycle old toys
Sid
A boy uses magic dust to kidnap three other children, then fights a handicapped man.
Peter pan
Health code violation.. the movie!!!
Ratatouille
An endless, noisy boat ride where you are trapped in a room that feels like a brightly colored fever dream
Its a small world
A 14-year-old girl runs away from home, breaks into a house, and starts doing housework
Snow white and the seven dwarfs
Is bullied for being a grumpy disabled guy
Captain Hook
A housekeeper marries a rich guy who has a thing for feet
Cinderella
A middle aged band teacher falls down a manhole and dies
soul
Roof roof oh wait im a toy
Slinky dog dash
A Women proves that feminism is better than men
Mulan
I guess she likes collecting the top part of people huh... (double points)
Queen of hearts
A young girl is put into protective custody because a lunatic wasn't invited to her birthday party, than she gets drugged
Sleeping Beauty
Humans are blind
Toy story
A hotel that would receive zero stars on Yelp still has lines of people wanting to check-in (double points)
Tower of terror
A thief commits identity fraud to impress a woman who is tired
Aladdin
A dramatic, small business owner who offers legal contracts to customers
Ursula
Every other guy is ugly and a bag person, so the main character finds love in a furry
Beauty and the beast
A middle-aged man has a mid-life crisis so severe it puts his entire family in mortal danger
The Incredibles
People still complain about it being updated and misses racism... GET OVER IT
Tiana bayou adventures
A girl makes a bad decision bc of a situationship
The little mermaid
A woman dedicated to skincare
The Evil Queen
An old man creates a son the unconventional way talks to animals than he turns into a donkey
Pinocchio
Girl cannot bear the thought of becoming her mother
Brave
The best ride in magic kingdom
The haunted mansion
A girl, an old man, and some monsters fight over a rock.
Moana