That Movie Where That Thing Happens
She left him because he said she shouldn't eat fried chicken skin.
What is One More Chance?
A spray-tanned real estate mogul who waged a tariff war and misspelled most of his tweets.
Who is Donald Trump?
Songwriter got packed stadiums and millions of fans worldwide to admit that they're the problem (it's them).
Who is Taylor Swift?
A bearded kuya showing off the perfect bite.
Who is Ninong Ry?
A simulator where you water pixel dirt for chocolate carrots.
What is Grow a Garden?
This taught you never to drive behind a log truck.
What is Final Destination?
This province is best known for pastillas, ensaymada, inipit, and expensive, sketchy flood control.
What is Bulacan?
Tiny blonde who begged her now-ex boyfriend not to embarrass her in public through a pop track.
Who is Sabrina Carpenter?
An expat uncle cooks your Lola's recipes like he’s hosting a Sunday morning gospel show.
Who is Panlasang Pinoy?
Heroic elf boy saves the world multiple times, but everyone keeps calling him by the princess’s name.
What is the Legend of Zelda?
A general with anger issues literally gets cancelled by his own teammates with bullets and bayonets.
What is Heneral Luna?
Holds nothing but generational wealth. Worth more than your car and rent, but doesn't even come with a strap.
What is the Hermès Birkin Bag?
Performs like she's in a warehouse rave, and invented the genre “city sewer sl*t chic.”
Who is Charli XCX?
She rolls lumpia with more precision than your life plan.
Who is Abby Marquez?
An island run by raccoon loan sharks where you spend the rest of your life catching bugs to afford furniture.
What is Animal Crossing?
Ghost fetus coaxes mom to take a sledgehammer and smash dad's car windshield.
What is Sunshine?
Not sleeping. Not resting. Just horizontal rebellion with Wi-Fi.
What is bedrotting?
Tiktok star dropping hyperpop bangers while pretending He's All That never happened.
Who is Addison Rae?
The only guy who can make adobo feel like a TED Talk and a tourism ad.
Who is Erwan Heussaff?
You escaped your 9-to-5 job to run a farm for your dead grandpa.
What is Stardew Valley?
Grumpy old man just wanted to unalive himself until his neighbors ruined everything.
What is A Man Called Otto?
A deadpan stare equal parts judgment, apathy, and unspoken trauma.
What is the Gen-Z gaze/stare?
Annual event that reveals you have no music taste and questionable loyalty to one sad playlist.
What is Spotify Wrapped?
The no-frills anonymous Insta account that somehow became your most trusted food critic.
What is Masarap Ba?
Named from a fog-covered town where the local slogan ought to be “Trauma, but make it supernatural.”
What is Silent Hill?