Capes, Spandex & Crying in the Shadows
Guy in black pajamas who broods at literally everything, including his cereal and shadows.
Short, floppy guy who giggles at everything and blindly worships a guy who yells a lot.
Who is Lefou (Beauty and the Beast)
Guy in black who keeps showing up and is extremely dramatic
Who is Westley aka The Dread Pirate Roberts
Huge green guy who gets mad at walls, tables, and probably small planets.
Hulk
Dancing shadow creeps that follow a hat guy and probably steal socks for fun.
Who are the Friends on the Other Side (The Princess and the Frog)
Giant who rhymes a lot and hugs everything, even people he hates.
Who is Fezzik
Blonde guy who throws lightning like spaghetti but sometimes hits clouds.
Thor
Round pirate helper who trips over literally everything, including shadows and possibly gravity.
Who is Mr. Smee (Peter Pan)
angry guy obsessed with revenge and long speeches.
Who is Inigo Montoya
Rich man in shiny metal pajamas who yells at robots, coffee cups, and occasionally himself.
Iron Man
Talkative, sarcastic parrot who yells insults 24/7 and somehow survives lava and flying carpets
Who is Iago (Aladdin)
Princess who climbs walls and screams a lot
Who is Princess buttercup
Flying blue-and-red guy who stares at things, shoots lasers, and forgets where his pants are.
Superman
Big, clueless henchman who is surprisingly competent at cooking
Who is Kronk (The Emperor’s New Groove)
Sneaky prince who is super obsessed with marrying someone and being mean
Who is Prince Humperdinck