This historical figure may, not be recognizable without his signature facial hair.
Adolf Hitler
Rebels got mad and started a war just because of the prices of paper.
American Revolution
A made a questionable fashion choice that launched fear into hundreds of Russians
Joseph Stalin
A bunch of angry men dress up and throw drinks in a lake.
The Boston Tea Party
Here Comes the Sun by the Beatles
The Bombings of Nagasaki and Hiroshima
How coincidental all of his political opponents are in jail or missing?
Joseph Stalin
An angry man started a war over a piece of paper.
World War 2
He was actually average height for the time
Napoleon Bonaparte
You know what they say, if you fail 4 TIMES... try, try, try, try again.
The Assassination of Archduke Franz Ferdinand
Way Less Sad by AJR
The Great Depression
He gave Japan Nightmares for years
Harry Truman
A group of friends backed up each other during an argument which escalated to a fight where people had to pick sides.
World War 1
He did indeed lie, but did not cut down a fruit tree
George Washington
"Your gonna trade with me and your gonna like it." -Oversimplified
The Perry Expedition (American forcing Japan to trade with them)
Free Bird by Lynyrd Skynyrd
Revolutionary Movements (Any revolution acceptable)
He's didn't have to get glasses until the age of 13
Theodore Roosevelt
This was the coldest war in all of History. In fact, it was so cold both sides ended the war before a single shot was fired.
Cold War
A man barely survived the sun... TWICE
Tsutomu Yamaguchi (The man who survived both Atomic Bombings in Japan)
A group of men hid in the hushes to surprise people
The Vietcong
Queen of Broken Hearts by Blackbear
Marie Antoinette
"Never Forget" he grew up in the Middle East (Area between Europe, Asia, and Africa)
Osama Bin Laden
People went to war with birds and still lost...
The Great Emu War of Australia
Steve Heimler
What parents tell babies to get them to eat their food
The Attacks of September 11
Blurred Lines by Robin Thicke (feat. T.I. & Pharrell)
Trench Warfare