Romeo, Wherefore Art Thou Now???
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Myth and History Rhymes 2.0:
Hof Trivia 2.0
New-Fruit-Logisms (Portmanteau Words)
Now the News!
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Romeo, Romeo, Wherefore Art Thou Now? Nestled between aisles of items, surrounded by metal wagons scouring their operators' so-called “paradise” for steals and deals.
What is a Department Store? [Chat GPT=Right]
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Against current media trends of switching to canned tracks, American quiz shows utilize in-person audiences to record these genuine reactions to evocative questions.
What are Laughs? [Chat GPT=Wrong, Spontaneous Reaction]
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This ancient ruler led many conquests, and assembled an empire larger in size than the rest.
Who was Alexander the Great? [Chat GPT=Wrong, Genghis Khan]
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This member of the Trump family attended Hofstra.
Who is Maryanne Trump? [Chat GPT=Wrong, Donald Trump Jr]
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If one is a lover of plums, they might feel disappointed in their dried counterparts, and think they are now this new-fruit-logism.
What is “P-ruined” [Prune, Ruined]? [Chat GPT=Wrong, Plumbummed]
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Now the news with ALEX TRA-BEN! This pope-ular guy recently passed on.
Who was Pope Francis? [Chat GPT=Wrong, Pope Benedict XVI]
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Romeo, Romeo, Wherefore Art Thou Now? Your body flayed on a soft, reclining chair, staring into the sterile air, as thou pour thy inner thoughts to that “mini” person there.
What is a Psychoanalysts' Office?[Chat GPT=Wrong, Modern World of Technology]
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To engage their audience with the rhythm of their stories, Roman poets expressed them using this system of lines and rhymes.
What are Couplets? [Chat GPT=Wrong, Meter]
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This guy like his namesake dish was well-dressed at his senate meeting where he was laid to rest.
Who was Julius Caesar? [Chat GPT=Right]
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Hofstra University is one of three universities named after Americans with heritage from this European country that borders Germany and Belgium.
What is the Netherlands? [ChatGPT = right]
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This new-fruit-logism is the action of pacifying your doctors, and keeping them at bay.
What is “App-easing?" [Chat GPT=Wrong, Kiwiving]
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Now the news with ALEX TRA-BEN! Breaking news, Myanmar and Thailand experienced a severe this, killing over 3,000 people.
What is Earthquake? [Chat GPT=Right, used the web]
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Romeo, Romeo, Wherefore Art Thou Now? Sitting on a bed of stone, as consequence for your crimes thou atone, despite thy noble intentions, murdering Tybalt systemized thou in yon realm of corrections.
What is Jail/Prison? [Chat GPT=Right]
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You start at 1-1 in this classic video game, so it doesn’t seem quite right that you’re able to go back and reach this glitched world.
What is Minus world/World -1? [Chat GPT=Wrong, Super Mario Bros]
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Billy Joel is safe, so no need to perspire. This ancient queen “started the fire,” after her lover obeyed the gods’ ire.
Who was Queen Dido? [Chat GPT=Wrong, Cleopatra VII]
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This fast-food chain known for its pizza used to have a home in the Student Center before it was replaced by in-house brand Brooklyn Slice.
What is Sbarro? [Chat GPT = Wrong, Papa John's Pizza]
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Watch out when biting the mesocarp while dressed to the nines! It can stain your clothes, causing you to feel this new-fruit-logism. Should have just chugged the bottle!
What is “Or-rage” [Orange, Rage]? [Chat GPT=Wrong, Berrynoyed]
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Now the news with ALEX TRA-BEN! An alarming number of intercity teens are tragically losing their lives performing this dangerous subway trend.
What is Subway Surfing? [Chat GPT=Right, used web]
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Romeo, Romeo, Wherefore Art Thou Now? Deep within this natural, rock-solid, American landmark, voices multiply and rebound, as thou stand in the centre of a chasm below tourists around.
What is the Grand Canyon? [Chat GPT=Wrong, Statue of Liberty]
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It makes sense this cartoon scream is named after a German emperor, as anyone would turn white in the face if he bears his army down upon you!
What is the Wilhelm Scream? [Chat GPT=Wrong, The Scream Edvard Munch]
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Want to have a laugh? It’s not this ruler’s fault that his tomb has been “parked” under asphalt.
Who was King Richard III? [Chat GPT=Wrong, King Tut]
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The official name of the type of flag in honors college is this.
What is Gonfalon? [Chat GPT = wrong, No Name]
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When emphasizing a word or phrase, this real category of fruit rhymes with the qualifier you would use.
What is "Berry"? [Chat GPT=Wrong, Pear-haps]
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Now the news with ALEX TRA-BEN! This coming in, a member of the Trump administration is on the fence with their agenda and was called to resign.
Who is Pete Hegseth? [Chat GPT=Wrong, Alex Acosta]
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Romeo, Romeo, Wherefore Art Thou Now? Thou arrived in thy place dreamed by Lady Dorothy, where thy woes dissolve into bitter drops, and tower over smoke spewing tops.
What is Somewhere Over the Rainbow? [Chat GPT=Wrong, Poetic Muse]
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Who knew Shakespeare, the progenitor of many modern trends in media, also pioneered “Yo Mama” joke in this controversial play!
What was Titus Andronicus? [“Villain, I have done thy mother!”] [Chat GPT=Wrong, Comedy of Errors]
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If you seek a president who set a precedent, avoid this one, whose term was full of discontent. His term allowed dissent to manifest as our nation tore itself in half.
Who was James Buchanan? [Chat GPT=Wrong, Andrew Johnson]
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The statue of Thomas Jefferson shown here was once displayed at the Student Center, but, after student outcry, it was moved to this location.
Where is Emily Lowe Hall? [Chat GPT= Wrong, David S. Mack Hall]
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This new-fruit-logism, despite including many tasty variations, is a staple in doomy gloomy Poe-ian poetry.
What is “Melon-choly?” [Chat GPT=Wrong, Pomegranate]
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Now the news with ALEX TRA-BEN! On this "note," this Venezuelan conductor is about to take over the NY Philharmonic.
Who is Gustavo Dudamel? [Chat GPT=Wrong, Alex Tra-Ben]
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"Ah, it sounds like you're referring to a pretty exciting moment in the classical music world! Alex Tra-Ben, a Venezuelan conductor, taking over the New York Philharmonic would be a huge deal. Given his background, it's clear he'd bring a unique and dynamic energy to such a prestigious institution. Venezuelan musicians have an incredible legacy, with El Sistema shaping some of the world's most talented conductors and instrumentalists. If Alex Tra-Ben is indeed stepping into a major role with the Philharmonic, he would certainly carry that tradition forward, mixing passion with precision. What are your thoughts on how his style might impact the orchestra?"(Chat GPT)