bible out of context
Man, 33, tortured to death, reanimates 3 days later
Jesus’s Resurrection
🌊(🦶❌)
walao
bro…
What do u call a cheese that’s not yours
Nacho cheese
3 pieces of meat on stick accompanied by peanut sauce
Satay
Not enough food at a picnic, Man performs aggressive food multiplication
5 Loaves and 2 Fish
💥 ♥️
Reckless Love
Jialat
i’m cooked
what’s orange and sounds like a parrot
a carrot
It’s a rubbery pink brick of ground pork scraps, salt, preservatives and filler, cooked, smoked and sealed in plastic.
luncheon meat
Man really hates his job, travels to a different city but is consumed by sea creature on the way.
Jonah and the whale
🦌💨
As the Deer
confirm plus chop
bro i’m so deadass rn
why do skeletons play the piano
they don’t have organs
A greasy, rubbery slab of oil‑fried chicken, made by dunking batter‑soaked meat in scalding oil until it’s a soggy, flavorless crust.
fried chicken
King orders baby cut in half to settle maternity disputes, courtroom chaos ensues and biological mother wins.
King Solomon and the 2 moms
🙌
Praise
siao ah
delulu
why do cows have hooves instead of feet
because they lactose
A sweet, gelatinous slime made by simmering swiftlet saliva strands in sugary water, yielding a sticky, mucus‑like drink.
Bird’s nest drink
Prophet loses axe in a river, axe miraculously floats to the surface
Elijah’s Axe
❌🩸✝️
Nothing but the Blood
shuai ge
daddy
why did the scarecrow get an award
because he was outstanding in his field
A rubbery, pinkish patty of mashed fish scraps, starch, and flavor‑enhancers, deep‑fried until soggy and oily.
fishcake