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100

You have good upper body posture.

What is: "I like your upper body."

100

Blew

What is:  The Color of the Wind?
100

That was terrible!

Who is Mr. Simino?

100

We love arm circles!

Who are the flutes?
100

You raise (me) up...

What are the jazz risers?

200

Your leg technique is correct.

What is "nice legs!"

200

This computer printed Skyfall

What is: A Dell?

200

Middleton, stop!

Who is Mrs. Row?
200

The best....ever!

Who are the clarinets?

200

We have procedure for that...

What is "May I use the restroom?"

300

Get your toes up.

What is "I need to see your toes?"

300

They are too tired.

What is "Why do bicycles have kickstands?"

300

Did you remember my iPad?

Who is Ms. Berger?

300

The "Twins"

Who are the baritones?

300

Which ONE???

Who are the Avas?

400

Good job, band!

What is "nice job, GANG!"

400

Pay Attention

What is "tune in!"

400

Um, you forgot us..AGAIN!

Who is Beth?

400

Always "charged"

Who is the battery?

400

"Craig, support me!!!"

What are the large instrument cabinets running away from Mr. Middleton?

500
With Pride!!

What is "I love your eyes!"

500

2021 Shirts for Girls

What are "senior-ita" shirts?

500

I don't know what second place is.

Who is Mr. Cornish.

500

Better than, well, everyone.

Who are the trumpets?

500

It LITERALLY has a sign on it.

What is the "Audition Music Music Box"?

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