LEGENDARY MARGARITAS
A MARGARITA ENHANCER THAT CAN BE ADDED TO ANY LEGENDARY MARGARITA
KICKER
$5 SIGNATURE DRINK THAT HAS A BLEND OF LIQUORS, TXRH SWEET N SOUR, & A SPLASH OF COKE
BARTON'S L.I.T.
THE LEGAL DRINKING AGE IN THE USA
21
USED FOR SHOTS/SHORT COCKTAILS/10 OZ LEGENDARY MARGARITAS
10 OZ ROCKS (OLD FASHIONED) GLASS
16 VS 22
SIZE OPTIONS FOR DRAFT BEER
TOTAL OUNCES FOR ANY LEGENDARY MARGARITA ON THE ROCKS
8 OZ
CONTAINS TITO'S VODKA, PEACH SCHNAPPS, ORANGE JUICE, & CRANBERRY JUICE
TITO'S PEACH FUZZ
DRIVER'S LICENSE, MILITARY I.D., PASSPORT, STATE ISSUED I.D.
4 ACCEPTABLE FORMS OF I.D.
LARGE FISHBOWL GLASS FOR LEGENDARY MARGARITAS, KENNY'S COOLER, & RED SANGRIA
18 OZ SCHOONER
BEST SERVED ROOM TEMP WITH RED MEAT
RED WINE
TOTAL OUNCES FOR LEGENDARY FROZEN MARGARITAS
17 OZ
CONTAINS MALIBU COCONUT RUM, CRANBERRY, ORANGE JUICE, AND PINEAPPLE JUICE
ARMADILLO PUNCH
STUMBLING, GLASSY EYES, MOOD SWINGS, OVERLY FRIENDLY, ETC..
SIGNS OF INTOXICATION
LARGE MUG FOR 22 OZ DRAFT ICE COLD BEER
9 OUNCE POUR FOR ANY RED/WHITE WINE
TEXAS-SIZED POUR
THIS LEGENDARY MARGARITA IS ONLY AVAILABLE IN 18 OZ ON THE ROCKS
THE LEGEND
A BLEND OF RED WINES, FRUIT JUICES, AND BRANDY
RED SANGRIA
FEEL, EXAMINE, ASK, RETURN/REFUSE
STEPS FOR I.D. CHECKING (FEAR METHOD)
USED FOR ICE COLD BEER PINTS, LONG ISLANDS, TALL COCKTAILS, & GOES ALONG WITH BOTTLE BEER (UPON REQUEST)
16 OZ PINT
BUD LIGHT, COORS LIGHT, MILLER LITE, BLUE MOON, YUENGLING, YUENGLING CHOCOLATE PORTER, SAM ADAMS, RHINEGEIST TRUTH IPA, MOELLER'S DIRT TRACK KOLSCH
ICE COLD DRAFT BEER
I.D., FROZEN/ROCKS, SALT/SUGAR, FLAVOR, KICKER
5 LEGENDARY MARGARITA QUESTIONS
A MIX OF BLUE CHAIR BAY COCONUT RUM, SWEET N SOUR, LEMONADE, BLUE CURACO, AND PEACH SCHNAPPS
*HINT*: IT CAN GET AN ISLAND KICKER!
KENNY'S COOLER
SIZE, GENDER, RATE OF CONSUMPTION, STRENGTH OF DRINK, DRUG USE, FOOD
FACTORS THAT AFFECT ALCOHOL IN BLOODSTREAM
THESE ARE ONLY USED FOR NON-ALCOHOLIC BEVERAGES
COKE GLASSES, TO-GO CUPS, & KID'S CUPS
BUD LIGHT, DOS XX, BUD, COORS LIGHT, CORONA EXTRA, HEINEKEN, MILLER LITE, SAM ADAMS, ANGRY ORCHARD, YUENGLING, TRULY WILD BERRY, HEINEKEN 0.0, MICH ULTRA
ICE COLD BOTTLE BEER