Firsts
Not such a smooth talker - this American pop star was the topic of conversation the first time that Ken sent Barbie a message on Instagram. On the bright side, you know he'll still love you when you've got nothing but your aching soul.
Who is Lana Del Ray?
Earth's atmosphere is surrounded by five layers of space which are progressively more hostile to human life, including the mesosphere, which has limited this element - a valuable resource you wouldn't want to waste on somebody who only uses it to make fake Instagram profiles and stalk their ex-situationship. Isn't science fun?
What is oxygen?
What is heist?
Barbie knows this type of assault rifle is Ken's favorite in Fortnite.
What is the tactical assault rifle?
Before Ken met Barbie, he had a bad habit of saying this affirmative word in a not-so-flattering tenor.
What is mhmm?
The first time that Ken met Barbie's dad was after Ken drove to his gartenhaus in Berlin while Barbie was visiting for this holiday - the hedges never knew what hit them!
What is Father's Day?
Similar to smaller, submissive males of this red haired ape species, Barbie's ex uses the call-and-wait strategy to attract potential mates, which involves emitting loud whining noises to project their sexual interest; however, similar to Barbie's ex, this mating call often has the opposite effect, repelling females.
What is orangutan?
It's alive! A "My Way" crooner from New York (one of Ken's favorites) combines with Barbie's favorite band to give us this science fiction monster.
Who is Frankenstein?
We listen and we don't judge. The character Ghost from the Modern Warfare reboot is one of Barbie's celebrity crushes - but does she know that his real first name is this, shared with the creator of movies like Hot Fuzz and Shaun of the Dead.
Who is Simon?
If "my man would never" were a person; Ken knows that Barbie thinks it's goofy to propose in this Happiest Place on Earth.
What is Disney World?
Barbie met Ken for the first time on this day of the week at Biddy's Irish Pub, also the day that's alright for Elton John to get into a fight.
What is Saturday?
Mountains are like onions, they have layers! When Barbie and Ken traveled to Interlaken together, they got a lovely phone call from Barbie's ex, how sad! Even though it upset Barbie, she still enjoyed the mountain scenery in Switzerland, especially the balcony view of Mount Eiger, translated as this in English.
What is ogre?
Don't talk too fast now or you might mash together this word for precious stones and the human organ responsible for sight - people might even think you're talking about this third astrological sign of the zodiac, an air sign that happens to be Barbie's Venus sign.
What is Gemini?
Burnout Paradise was one of Barbie's favorite games as a little girl, and she spent countless hours with her Dad tearing through the game's open world, set in the fictional city of this, which shares its name with a Guns N' Roses song.
What is Paradise City?
Barbie is the most beautiful woman that Ken has ever seen, but that still hasn't stopped him from finding ways to take bad pictures, no matter how hard he tries. Ken even started watching online YouTube tutorials to learn how to take this kind of photograph, also called spontaneous photography, to capture the moment with the love of his life.
What is candid?
Better them than us - the first time that Barbie and Ken ever watched TV together was this show's episode, Eulogy, featuring a heartbroken Paul Giamotti stepping back in time through old photographs of himself and his ex-girlfriend Carol.
What is Black Mirror?
He blocks me? He blocks me not. He blocks me? He blocks me not. In an interesting coincidence, Barbie's ex Brad ran into her friend Kurt at this bar, where he created a false identity as the single, fun-loving Mark.
What is O'Donovan's Pub?
Drop the plural and this Texas native resident of Bikini Bottom becomes the unpleasant sounding first half of an Ella Fitzgerald/Louis Armstrong duet. Now I'm in heaven!
What is Sandy Cheek to Cheek?
Barbie has a big heart, which is why she's got not just one but two boyfriends (not to mention a girlfriend) in Palia's Kilima Village, inhabited by this race of purple people.
Who are the Majiri?
Barbie thinks it's quite an ick that Ken gets emotional listening to the American National Anthem, known officially by this name. I hope they find a more memorable title by the time she takes her citizenship exam!
What is the Star Spangled Banner?
What is Rocky Top?
When in Rome, do as Romans do and speak a little Latin! This o-word, from the Latin for "having eaten until fat" gives us an insult that might be used to describe a man who gains weight and goes on vacation to Italy with his wife while crashing out about another woman.
What is obese?
Rhyme these two words! If you visit Idaho in the middle of a lunar cycle, you might see one of these floating by with people in its basket. Ken know that Barbie wouldn't be caught dead in one of these!
What is a moon balloon?
Barbie had no idea that Ken's taste in video games could be so similar to hers until she looked through his Steam Library! Although Ken likes cowboy epics and fantasy adventures just like Barbie, it turns out that this game is his most played title on Steam, the series' third entry.
What is The Sims 3?
The name game wasn't always sunshine and rainbows for Barbie and Ken - at one point, Ken even thought it would be a good idea to give a daughter this name, after the founder of the American Red Cross.
Who is Clara?