Billy’s mother had five children. The first was named Lala, the second was named Lele, the third was named Lili, the fourth was named Lolo. What was the fifth child named?
Cake, swiss, cottage
Cheese.
Who is bigger: Mr. Bigger, Mrs. Bigger, or their baby?
The baby, because he is a little bigger.
What has to be broken before you can use it?
Playing, Credit, Report
It’s as light as a feather, but the strongest person can’t hold it for more than five minutes. What is it?
Breath
Glasses, screen, day
Sun.
Mike is a butcher. He is 5’10” tall. What does he weigh?
Meat
I’m tall when I’m young, and I’m short when I’m old. What am I?
Tape.
The more there is, the less you see. What is it?
Fog
Cream, cube, cap
A farmer has 17 sheep and all but nine die. How many are left?
Nine
What goes up but never comes down?
Your age.
Pain, serial, whale.
Killer.
A cowboy rode into town on Friday. He stayed in town for three days and rode back out on Friday. How is this possible?
The horse is named Friday.
Knife, fly, cup
Butter.
In a year, there are 12 months. Seven months have 31 days. How many months have 28 days?
They all do.
What gets wet while drying?
A towel.
Chair.
A man was walking in the rain in the middle of nowhere without a coat or an umbrella. He got soaked, but not a single hair on his head was wet. How can this be?
fountain, baking, pop
soda.
Before Mt. Everest was discovered, what was the highest mountain in the world?
Mt. Everest. It was still the highest in the world. It just had not been discovered yet!
I have branches, but no fruit, trunk or leaves. What am I?
A bank.
Man, house, sure.
Fire.