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Who is more likely to be unable to carry a conversation than
Link
More likely to sacrifice you to a god than
Samarie
More likely to travel through time than
Max Caulfield
More likely to get involved in paranormal activity than
Dipper Pines
To steal this idea from Nova than
Mikan
More likely to develop a mushroom addiction than
Mario
More likely to replace the sun than
Niko
More likely to get caught up in the apocalypse than
Gordon Freeman
To commit genocide than
Cyn
to call someone breathtaking than
Keanue Reeves
More likely to stalk their friends than
Nemona
More likely to get lost in a cave than
Guy Spelunky
More likely to hunt vampires than
Simon Belmont
to abandon a friend to climb a tower than
Racheal (I butchered that I know)
to mistreat their female employees than
Literally any Activision Blizzard employee
More likely to invent a doomsday device than
Professor E. Gadd
More likely to keep a dream journal than
Madotsuki
More likely to use war as a business than
Senator Armstrong
to get framed for a crime than
Ganta Igarashi
to have a worse headache than
Donnie
More likely to win an eating contest than
Kirby
More likely to poison their enemies than
The Silent
More likely to break the sound barrier than
Sonic The Hedgehog
to break a bone than
Deku
to be better at coming up with these questions than
Nova