teachers
The teacher who dangled Stephens upside down in 7th grade
Mr. Farr
you had to go through this office to get to office 8
office 9
the grade were we in when Toby (Dr. Georgi's younger son) was born
6th
This lunch monitor was a theater major in college
Ms. Fair
Mr. Adams' favorite animal
Giraffe
Mr Miller most likely reenacts this historical event on weekends
the Civil War
Jake installed this in his locker and I'm not sure how long he got away with it, but its a pretty legendary thing to do.
a fish tank
the 5th grade PLAY (not musical)
A Connecticut Yankee in King Arthur's Court (ridiculous name, don't @ me)
"Because of the negative pressure, you have to SUCK on the pen for the ink to come out of the nib"
- who said this?
Dr. Vaughan
Sketchy pronunciation of the word "syrup".
Leonardi
They got a round of applause every time they entered a room in 5th grade
Mr. Estes
we moved to the new building just in time to start this grade
10th/sophomore year
between 7th and 10th grade, there were 7 or 8 of these
French teachers (Cort, Monty, Ventimiglia, Adams if u count being there for a week, Farr, Jolley, Ulep, Hasni)
Probably auditioned for one of the main roles in 21 Jump Street. When he didn't get it, he decided to take the role to his job at BASIS Peoria
Mr. Caballero
where can i find a can of diet coke?
Mr. Estes' room
Mrs. Buchanan's side job
Food critic for Phoenix Magazine
Almost the BASIS Peoria mascot, the current UC Santa Cruz mascot according to Hasan Minhaj
Banana slugs
we went through this many geography teachers in 5th grade (a magic number)
3 (Kemp, Shealy, Trower)
you could find this type of soup by the crateful under Dr. Vaughan's desk
Tomato and pepper soup
The teacher most likely to have been referenced in Molly's Game. Probably won't collect the homework, but can I copy yours anyway?
Mr. Gray
She made the class guess what she wore to her wedding before revealing that it was a gold jumpsuit.
Ms. Stanley
the Red Paperclip element in Ms. Tartaglia's (ew) 6th grade english class
Neon
Rajeev smashed an apple which then exploded all across the room in this class
Ms Ainslie's AP Lang class
you can find this teacher dancing in the parking lot, or just being a genuine ray of creative sunshine
Ms. Kloenne
Where can i find a bumper sticker with a light shift joke?
Mr. Kwit's car