management
did you know that the school's management is absolutely cooked? No? Okay, tell me, what are bathroom passes useful for? (other than being annoying and stupid)
nothing
The challenge which got soap dispensers banned completely from our school for NO reason whatsoever.
devious lick
These policies go against constitutional rights...
yes. True, because I HATE IT I HATE IT I HATE IT AAAAAAAAA
what is einsteins general theory of relativity
ok soel, what is general relativity predicts that the amount of gravity, or spacetime curvature, will affect the passage of time?
what month was i not born in
anything other than september. Actually, you could have just said anything to win. Just not september.
Tell me, what higher ups and administrators have realized flaws and inconsistencies in these policies that I just tore apart?
None. (and if there are, they haven't done anything about it)
what brand of chips did i see in the sink the other day
doritos (another answer is those great value ones)
A fully fledged senior, the other day, threw a coke can at me underneath the stall. True, or false?
false ( didnt expect that did you )
a fundamental concept in fluid dynamics, describes the relationship between the pressure, velocity, and height of a fluid in a steady, incompressible flow.
bernoulli's principle
i am all which breathes in this world, standing above all. I search far and wide for my purpose, the pearl of my oyster. I exist to give others life, and yet i can make those who have me see darkness.
(The solution which mr. smith over there sitting in his chair, probably doing something on his PC or paying attention to my actual jeopardy, feels makes the most sense)
is there ANY sort of system implemented to actually prevent overcrowding in bathrooms during PRIDE? If not, devise solutions. Best one wins. If yes, then yes.
no. best solution wins.
why would anyone throw a chromebook at a wall????
There have been, on multiple occasions, people eating and having lunch in the bathroom...
true... sadly.
Heisenberg’s uncertainty principle is also known as...
Unpredictable Principle
Indeterminacy principle
Okay, just take a 50/50 gamble on this one. Yes, or no?
no
how much budget does the school have to work with?
1.8-2.4 billion dollars... all that and no soap dispensers.
why are there so many seniors and other people in the bathroom during lunch..?????? like, there are six trillion people in there istg doing anything but going to the bathrooms.
(reply with sass)
because they have nothing better to do
now, im not throwing shade. trust me, im not, but is it true that the teachers sometimes don't pay enough attention to how inconsistent and depressing these policies are?
this is actually false. haha even most of the teachers hate it
If a piece of ice cream flies at a child at 500 miles an hour, accounting for its density (and assuming it as a nearly perfectly spherical scoop), with its weight being 2 pounds... and it ends up exploding at the end, how is the child
idk bro he's just gone đź’€
My first ever presentation slide... Other than the title, what'd I say?
local homeless gambling addict tears apart bathroom policies, school has yet to recover
just to prove it's NOT JUST in this school... raise your hand if you've ever, in this county, had to deal with horrible policies? There can be two winners, and the judge will NOT be me, because I will be bias. mister, of the smith dynasty, you will judge.
story time ig
If I had a nickel for every time I've seen ___, I'd be a millionaire.
(students making mistakes edition)
1. Food in the sink/stalls
2. seniors and juniors (Yes. Juniors.) vaping in the bathroom
3.bathrooms with no soap dispensers
4. people on their phones in the bathroom
True or false? I had a TRASH CAN thrown at my stall for NO REASON AT ALL, which completely scared me out of going to the public bathrooms for the rest of the year
true, for some odd reason.
if a donkey explodes and consumes ice cream at the same time how long will it take for the boat to arrive, accounting for the iphone pro max and german culture?
penguin
wow the budget really expired for this one uhhhhh okay just think of something random ill figure it out
ok