Staff Quotes 2
Who is Jayden Escandon?
This is the name for when the rocket leaves the ground.
What is Lift-Off?
Gameplay of this game, featuring trains, commonly accompanies TikTok audios (about stories, life advice, or other goyslop) read in a robotic voice.
What is Subway Surfers?
This month has 28 days.
What is All of Them?
This is a phrase said commonly after someone says or does something stupid, accompanied by a hand motion that looks like this.
What is Boi?
This staff member once said, "I would pay five dollars to see you in a maid dress."
Who is Jason Lenertz?
This is the path that a rocket takes around the Earth or another body, achieved by balancing speed and gravity.
What is Orbit?
This game is a reskin of a retro game known as Frogger, where the goal is to cross a street until you die.
What is Crossy Road?
David's parents have three sons. One is named Snap, and another is named Crackle, meaning that the third one is named ___.
What is David?
This is a motion does with both arms where one arm is pointed in a direction, and the other one is bent to be pointed in the same direction, then the head is moved into the bent arm.
What is Dabbing?
Who is Christine Wu?
This is the name for the sections that drop off of the rocket during flight in order to reduce weight.
What are Stages?
You play as an auto scrolling cube in this game, and the only control is tapping the screen.
What is The Dash?
This is an odd number that, by taking a letter away, becomes even.
What is Seven?
This is the expanded form of abbreviation "MLG."
What is Major League Gaming?
This staff member once said, "I am the monkey."
Who is Lydia Wallace?
This is the process in which a rocket returns to Earth, requiring heat shields to protect against extreme temperatures.
What is Re-Entry?
This game seems like a clever strategy game where you place units to overwhelm enemy towers, but in reality it's pay to win slop, with the developers being trash at balancing the game.
What is Clash Royale?
This begins and ends with the letter "e" but only contains one letter.
What is an Envelope?
This is the name of a cat with a Pop-TartTM body that shoots rainbows and flies through space.
What is Nyan Cat?
This staff member once said this, "I like to play with my friends like that too."
Who is Matthew Prieto?
This Law of Motion by Issac Newton states that for every action, there is an equal and opposite reaction, which is fundamental to rocket propulsion.
What is Newton's Third Law of Motion?
In this game you play as a wage worker who becomes enlightened and realizes the true meaning of life is to enjoy it to the fullest, then proceeds to pursue that meaning by breaking into a government facility and rampaging around on a jetpack.
What is Jetpack Joyride?
This is something people love more than life, hate more than death or mortal strife, that the poor have, that the rich need, and that all people carry to their graves.
What is Nothing?
This is the name of a platform that was shut down in 2017, with the platform allowing users to post short videos up to six seconds long online that would often make their way into YouTube as meme compilations.
What is Vine?