Knights in Shining Armor
Rhyme Time
Disemvowelment
How the Tables Have Turned
Death Seeks Us All w/ Ezra Saracco
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In some Arthurian tales, this sword, forged in Avalon, has magical powers and can only be wielded by the worthy.

What is Excalibur?

200

Hello, this is the Lord of the Elder Dracons speaking, here to ask if you’d be interested in paying your fees imposed by your local government

What is "(Sales) Tax Xylax"?

200

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What is (the) Grim Reaper?

200

This fermented grain beverage, often served on tap, has historically caused more cheers than tears.

What is beer?

200

In Norse mythology, this goddess rules over the realm of the dead called Hel.

Who is Hel?

400

The code that knights were expected to follow, emphasizing honor, courage, and courtly love.

What is chivalry?

400

Hurry, red-haired Battlemaster! The Inferi are coming! You need to go, “”, “”!

What is "Faster, Battlemaster!"?

400

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What is Lockwood?

400

Traditionally aged in barrels, this spirit can be whiskey, rum, or brandy—but never served in a teacup.

What is liquor?

400

In Greek mythology, he is the winged god who ferries souls to the underworld.

Who is Thanatos?

600

According to legend, Sir Galahad achieved this after many quests, the ultimate spiritual goal for a knight.

What is the Holy Grail?

600

DAILY DOUBLE: The Bloody Baron’s sword might be called this if it was made in the capital of Southern Australia

What is "Adelaide Blade"?

600

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What is the Golden Amulet?

600

A tavern staple, this fizzy drink became the mixer of choice for vodka and gin in the 20th century.

What is vodka/tonic water?

600

In Egyptian mythology, this god of the dead is depicted with a jackal head and presides over mummification.

Who is Anubis?

800

This knight famously dueled a giant or champion in several medieval romances, often defending a lady’s honor.

Who was Sir Lancelot?

800

Let’s be thankful Ian’s alter-ego wasn’t this name, or else society would be welcoming an entitled privileged bane on society

What is "Karen Baron"?

800

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What is (the) Minotaur?

800

The “Irish” kind of this creamy beverage is often enjoyed at the end of a meal, usually over ice.

What is Bailey's Irish Cream?

800

In Hinduism, this fierce goddess of destruction and death is often shown with a garland of skulls.

Who is Kali?

1000

DAILY DOUBLE: This real historical figure inspired tales of a French knight who fought in the Crusades and became a symbol of bravery.

Who was Richard the Lionheart?

1000

Zoinks! In our time machine, we accidentally created this duplicate of the evil villainess!

What is "Second Legend"?

1000

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Who is Anthrax?

1000

Once used as a medicinal tonic, this herbal liqueur shares its name with a word meaning “healing” or “restorative.”

What is bitters?

1000

In Aztec culture, this skeletal goddess is associated with death and the underworld, often celebrated during Dia de los Muertos.

Who is Mictecacihuatl?

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