The Doomscroller's List
Who isn't waking up on Christmas morning? (According to Mom)
Abby
What short-lived remote odd job did Mom pick up?
TEACHING ENGLISH TO CHINESE KIDS
Our beloved son and brother Matthew is quite the vandalizing destructive monkey child. When we lived at 5905 Meadow Rose, where did Matthew carve his name?
On the banister outside
What happened prior to Andrew Vilnit exclaiming "it hurts to see"?
He fell off of a tree.
17
What month of the year did Mom notoriously mispronounce?
September (SEPTEMBA)
What was the name of the school Nathan went to for kindergarten and what grades was he there for?
Columbia Academy
Mom's coffee walking down the stairs
What color was the fence that Nathan broke by kicking a soccer ball in Elkridge?
Reddish brown/red
What was Nathan's starting hourly wage at his first job?
$12
Mom really hopes the AC in the Suburban is working...
iT bEtTeR dO
What unofficial holiday did the first release of LEOW Box fall on?
April Fools' Day!
Our beloved son and brother Nathan is quite the talented, intelligent, 6'2" vandalizing destructive monkey child. Name the two biggest messes caused by Nathan prior to December 25, 2025.
The washer flooding the laundry room and the milk EVERYWHERE
What did Avery's brother take from us before we moved to our current residence?
Bayern Munich soccer ball
10:55 pm (If you said anything between 10:00 and 10:59 you get the points)
What did Mom tell Nathan to search up in hopes that it would help him learn to land the drone on a moving object?
On December 22, 2022, a member of our household spilled a large amount of a certain edible semi-liquid onto their plate. What was this semi-liquid and who done spilt it?
Mom and her parmesan peppercorn dressing
Where did Matthew break his phone before telling Nathan that "he didn't how know it happened"?
Meemaw and Peepaw's front step
When we lived in Elkridge, there was a family that had a dog. This dog bit Ella on the behind. What was the false name that we called their son?
Rudolph
How many miles apart are Nathan's new apartment and our current residence? (Within 50 gets points)
864 Miles
What animal did Mom confuse the life cycle of?
Frogs! They turn into tadpoles!
On Mom and Nathan's trip to Napa, CA, they stopped by In-N-Out for Nathan's only meal of the week. In the drive-through, Nathan snapped a picture of Mom in the driver's seat with a blue sign behind her. What did this sign say?
Help prevent child abuse.
When Matthew first had his broken wrist x-rayed, how many individual breaks were we told he had?
4-6 (Anywhere in the range gets the points)
What was the last name of the family that lived directly to the southeast of us on Autumn Spell?
Conway
How many days of playing time does Matthew have on Destiny 2 on his MAIN Xbox account?
78 Days!