"It's fine, it's fine, trust me"
Who is Uncle Gary? (originally Cioci Kandyss)
Name at least two random Uncle Gary phrases.
What is Badangawdang, Ziggybombwa, of DOOM, H-O-S-S-S, etc.?
This is the name of either of the restaurants near Lake Raystown that we ate dinner at frequently during our family rafting adventure. (The restaurants themselves are in Huntingdon.)
What is Hoss's or OIP?
These are the names of at least 3 out of the 7 people featured in the infamous Ozark boat crash video.
Who are Midnight Oil/Mr. Clean, Lavender, Pippi Longstocking, Blue Shirt Guy, White Shirt Guy, Unnamed Man and Unnamed Women (2) in back row?
What kitchen appliance can be found in Mommom's garage right before exiting the back door?
What is a toaster oven?
"Javelin, ravelin, favelin, bavelin, etc."
Who is Cioci Kandyss?
Name at least two of the three first responders to the scene of Cioci Kandyss's health emergency at Uncle Mark and Jeanna's wedding.
Brooke, Kade, or Cousin Jenny
Name at least two of three of the common names for Cioci Kandyss's dog (not Emma; the other one).
Fatty Bigeye, Luna, Josephine
This is the number of Ozark boat passengers (out of 7 total) that are wearing sunglasses pre-crash.
What is six? (only Blue Shirt Guy does not wear them, and all but one woman in the back lose their sunglasses in the crash)
Name at least two of the common places that Mommom hides cash in her house.
In a bra inside of her freezer, inside the piano, etc.
"We're all homophobic"
Who is Cioci Deedee?
What is 4 (or 5, including Markie)?
What is the common way that the parents identify the children during trips to Six Flags?
What is by dressing them in matching neon shirts with numbers?
This is the number of times that Blue Shirt Guy in the back row hit his head on the side of the boat before finally going down for good.
What is 3 times?
What celebrity/actor did Mommom chase down after we spotted him in the Lincoln Park Zoo?
Who is Vince Vaughn?
"I like Kevin" (a man camp classic)
Who is Scottie?
Name the "secret" ingredient in Mommom's world famous meatloaf.
Onions
This is what Cioci Deedee and Cioci Mandy sent Elise, Nicole, Brooke and the boys to the Dollar Store for at Mark and Jeanna's wedding. (They were almost killed in the process.)
What is ice cream (for Nanny's birthday)?
The original crash viral video entitled "Seven Person Speed Boat SMASH- Crazy" uploaded 8 years ago by the "This is Happening" Youtube Channel has this many views, as of today. (round to the nearest million)
What is 10 Million?
Name one of the ways that Mommom has said in the past that she wouldn't mind dying from.
What is "while chasing a squirrel" or "bleeding out" (it makes you feel nice and warm and tired)?
"Don't let the facts get in the way of a good story"
Who is Uncle Gary?
This is the name of the board game at which Cioci Deedee's ex-boyfriend Dave Zawacki cheated, causing her to break up with him.
What is Trivial Pursuit?
What is the brand of mashed potatoes that the grandkids microwaved at 2 AM during a sleepover at Mommom's house?
What is Hungry Jack?
This is the video timestamp in the original boat crash video (which is 35 seconds long) at which Midnight Oil/Mr. Clean hits the deck like a Wii bowling pin.
When is 0:16 to 0:17?
This is the grandchild that appears most frequently in magnets, pictures, or newspaper clippings on Mommom's fridge.
Who is Frazee?