HERITABLE HOBBIES
Likely to be Bernie’s favorite fast food
What is Taco Bell
Tyler's favorite cat of yore
Who is Punzer
City where Syd and Ty taught English and smoked black tar marijuanaz
what is Harbin?
Syd's current requisite approximation for real beer
What is NA beer
This wildlife museum is a perfect place to take your kids to see the world's largest musky.
What is the mocc?
Bernie will likely be taught to play this game by age 2
What is chess?
The prototype for a meme-worthy middle ager that yells at retail employees
Who is Karen
City where Tyler first moved to show Sydney he was even more serious than carpool
What is Worcester?
Sydney’s favorite tomato and clam based beverage, also known as Mexican Bloody Mary
what is michelada?
The lifestage of the tree that Sydney was rumored to have chopped down on Mark's shoreline.
What is a sapling?
This preferred pastime of both parents is known to cause health problems
what is smoking cigarettes?
Sydney’s family dog that was allergic to itself
who is Sophie?
Person who Tyler most definitely did not lose his virginity to.
Who is Kathleen?
Syd's favorite Chilean liquor
What is Pisco
According to Sydney, this species of fish bit off a girls leg at her family cabin
What is a musky?
Sydney’s favorite person to trust
What is no one?
Tyler's mom's maiden name
What is
This hunyhdividual sat in a chair crying while Tyler and Sydney practiced making Bernie.
Who is Nam?
Tyler attempted to sustain life in grad school with this dystopian drink.
What is soylent?
Tyler shared a proteinaceous snack at his bachelor party with this family member
Who is Tom?
Parent frequently partakes in this fleshy origami
What is ear folding?
Marks 4th partner
who is Genevieve?
Bernie's grandparent who Syd and Ty will not let watch their future pets.
Who is mark?
Tyler once consumed salad out of this
What is a salad bong
Tyler received this toothy form of gratification from Katie McClay while his friends rampaged his new cabin
What is a blow job?