mbb on court
This person got crossed up by RIC their sophomore year
Who is Isaac Dobie
When seeking a more appropriate nickname for this person than his current one, the mbb coach settled on "double D"
Who is Dusan Dobric
This person threw their water bottle at a chair in a fit of rage after a loss
This person joined Theta as a junior
Who is Mariam Abdelbarr
Finish the lyric: "Blue face Rollie, ______, ayy"
What is "Red face Rollie"
This person got dunked on by RIC their freshman year
Who is Isaac Dobie
Mariam thought this person was black
Who is Paulius Karvelis
Who is Ruth Lanouette
This coach is quoted as saying "I've kissed all my teammates" in response to an AI generated photo of two people kissing
Who is Tova Gelb
This person was quoted as saying "I'm so excited to like be a part of like the like name Harvard like it opens so many doors" in a TikTok for the official Harvard College account
Who is Wyatt Mowery
Who is William Bland
Unbeknownst to his roommate, this person left his freshman year roommate in the middle of the year to live in a single by himself
Who is Michael Zhang
After a coach got up, said "I need a big", and looked down the bench at this person, she proceeded to sit right back down
Who is Francensca Garfi
This person notably has a higher high school career high than Dusan
Who is Riley O'Sullivan
This [anonymous] Instagram account was quoted commenting "double monitor just to nr concourse chemistry" on a post of Will Bland
What is "tuffbballclipz"
This person whiffed tf out of a layup then proceeded to foul for an and-1 fastbreak three on the other end
Who is Merlin Gogolin
This person used to have a Diddy flag hanging in their dorm
Who is Jackson Weiland
This person fouled in the bonus up 1 with 0.7 seconds left
This coach once hit a parked car while driving the team van
Who is Coach Lu
Both teams had scored exactly this many points at this certain amount of game clock time in a wbb game
What is 67
This person got a concussion after getting into a brawl with Isaac Dobie mid runs
Who is Romulo Delgado-Gonzalez
This person had to transport his teammate to the hospital on New Year's Eve after going shot for shot with them while watching Interstellar
Who is Parker Spann
Who is Mary Lobon
This person kissed her teammate at a team event
Who is Olivia Joseph
This weapon of choice was used as a retaliation method on two players' room
What is fart spray