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whit is 6+8?
67
A balloon just flew out of my rear.
it stunk
What is the difference between an orange?
A bicycle, because pants have no sleeves.
no. he says it not
HIIIIIIIIIII
Sometimes when I'm alone, I like to dress up in all brown, lay on the floor, and pretend I'm a potato
Shhh, the jalapenos are sleeping.
I thought I could teach the pencil box how to talk but....
I failed so I'd jumped into a play-doh cup and ate the salty stuff
One time, I died but I got better.
Im haunting you now
I GIVE UP ON THESE STUPID SUFF.
what happens to Santa after Christmas?
He throws up all the kids
I like juggling teddy bears while breakdancing to the sound of a dishwasher
then If guns don't kill people, but humans kill people, then toasters don't toast, toast toasts toast.
orpa got into odd squid.
no. they kidd her into mushy stoof
why has no one ever seen Santa?
cuz he shoots anyone who sees him.
if jimollly has to pee what happens if Georgian marches to Toronto?
they get tired and steal mount rushmore
chestnuts roasting on an open fire
My GOSH I gotta SNEEZE!! OH the SNOT! is getting FREEEE!!!!! My GOSH! I gotta PEEEE
Once, I saw a purple flying cow and I named it Phillip
so Don't freak out, but my neighbor lives next to me.
what happens if a kid is bad?
you get sent to happy town where all the happy kids go to eat mayonnaise
what is dust?
dust is a substance that is created by atromonkeys and formed from toe jam
when Larrymortyundergarth has to pee he takes four lefts but ends up in the same place. why?
because he's on a marigoround!
Dashing through the halls....
failed my test yesterday! don't know where to go! with my life today! Jingle bells takin' L's! hit me with a sleigh! Im so done this isn't fun! there goes my airwayyy!!
if a chicken eats rats what happens
SANTA WILL EAT YOU
if lomanoozykit ate his grandma jerinlozzymoots how many lemons does he have?
2
what happens is Memphis bladder explodesies?
tobin forces him to play floor hockey even thought his pee will hurt then he call dominoeses and orders a gluten free marshmallow from Washington DC
if batman eats bats and falls into a pit what will happen?
his stomach will go bye bye
finish the lyrics: Dashing throughgh the snow..
On a pair of broken skis over the hills we go! crashing into trees! the snow is turning red! oh I am nearly dead!I woke up in the hospital with stitches in my head! OH 9-1-1 9-1-1 Santa Clause is dead! rudolph took a .44 and shot him in the head, oh! Barbie doll Barbie doll tried to save his life, but G.I. Joe from Mexico stabbed him with a knife!
longationoplo was from st. jhons where does his feet smell?