Funny riddles
Every night I’m told what to do, and each morning I do what i’m told. But I still don’t escape your scold. What am I?
An Alarm Clock
When it is alive we sing, when it is dead we clap our hands. What is it?
A bday candle
Which group of people programmed the first digital computer
a team of 6 women
Which relative of ours had like ten kids
idk
What male sea creature gives birth to its young?
Seahorse
I have pointed fangs, and I sit and wait. I have piercing force, and I crunch with weight. I grab my victims, but they do not fight. I join them each with a single, quick bite. What am I?
A stapler
A man goes out for a walk during a storm with nothing to protect him from the rain. He doesn’t have a hat, a hood or an umbrella. But by the end of his walk, there isn’t a single wet hair on his head. Why doesn’t the man have wet hair?
bros bald
What is a group of lions called?
a pride
What did dado say at phuphos house while someone made tea
1:This is bland
2:you dont know how to make tea why did you enetr the kitchen
3:give me a biscuit
4:Why are you making it for 'those' guys, dont make it for them
5:give me my medicines
4
What is a male duck called
A drake
Pronounced as one letter, And written with three, two letters there are, and two only in me. I’m double, I’m single, I’m black blue and gray, I’m read from both ends, and the same either way. What am I?
Eye
Poor people have it. Rich people need it. If you eat it you die. What is it?
Nothing
Which country is the largest in the world?
Russia
What is cazos origin story
he was first brought in as a kitten by Maaz bhai becaus ehis friends cat gave nirth to a litter of sevreal cats and he gave the kittens to each of his friends tai ammi etc got not kick the kitten out
How many heart chambers does a cockroach have?
13
Who has married many women but was never married?
A Priest
Paul's height is six feet, he's an assistant at a butcher's shop, and wears size 9 shoes. What does he weigh?
meat
Which soft drink once contained cocaine as one of its original ingredients?
Coco Cola
1a:who causes the most arguemnts in babas side of the family and were they ever justfied?
1b:and whos someone in our family that this person can not argue with (to some extent atleast)
1a:Bubli Phuppho
1b:Sadia Chachi
How much meat could Tyrannosaurus Rex eat in one bite?
500 pounds
How can you drop a raw egg from a height onto a concrete floor without cracking it?
Concrete floors are very hard to crack.
Who makes it, has no need of it. Who buys it, has no use for it. Who uses it can neither see nor feel it. What is it?
A Coffin
Which country has a unicorn as its national animal
scotland
What did Pomi do?
she got married to someoen who was seeing her without telling his wife and got married without thw wifes permission
*meaning she married the guy that was cheating on his first wife*
and the age differnece is crazy and her habits/things she did has made her unfavarbale
now her husband only visits her to satify his personal needs and she dosent live with him
What does the word dinosaur mean
Terrible lizard